I. Thou shalt talk about Christian principles, but not live by them.
II. Thou shalt attack opponents personally when you can't win on policies.
III. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, but be in favor of the death penalty.
IV. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, and put guns in the hands of school
children.
V. Thou shalt give lip service to democracy while taking away civil
liberties.
VI. Profit is the Lord Thy God, thou shalt not put the people's interest
above those of your corporate contributors.
VII. Thou shalt make sure fetuses have health coverage, but leave children
and babies behind.
VIII. Thou shalt bear false witness against your opponents and liberals, and
demonize them.
IX. Thou shalt run on a moderate platform, then enact right-wing policies as
soon as possible.
X. Thou shalt call the media liberal, so that people forget that the media
is owned by corporations with a conservative fiscal agenda
Good take on it Iceman, here's my list.
1 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
Except for the dollar bill and multi-national corporations.
2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.
Grovel at the feet of chicken-hawks, for they give life and take it away.
3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
Thou shall not take the name of Reagan your God in vain, For Reagan will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
Except for the cheap labor of illegals and minorities, by God who else is gonna pick our fruit, cut or grass and wash our Mercedes?
5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
But no need to honor anyone's else s mother or father, who cares if you cut off Social Security. Let them eat cat food!
6 “You shall not kill.
Well, ok, but only if they are brown people, have oil or other natural resources or get in the way of your pals in big business.
7 “You shall not commit adultery.
But if she gets sick, EFF HER! Or if you find some young male to your liking no need to restrain yourself.
8 “You shall not steal.
You can raid their retirement funds, 401ks or investments. If you get caught, just say " It's business, that's Capitalism ".
9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
Well you can if they don't agree with you one hundred per cent. Then you can be free to say such words as, Commie, Marxist, Kenyan, destroying Merica and so on and so forth.
10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.”
But you can covet his land, ( insert here Mexico, Monroe Doctrine ) his oil or other natural resources. Refer to line 6.
