The sermon to which everyone should listen

[DJCowboy]

Well said Dr. Tyson, well said.

 

[ralph furley]

haha nobody cares

 

[DJCowboy]

haha nobody cares

Well thanks for bumping it mr. furley! As a gesture of my gratitude here is a picture of Miley Cyrus, your favorite and most beloved actress of all time!!

I will allow you to imagine she has a penis

 

[DiscreteSecret]

Can we get an executive summary at least?

 

[gunslingingbird]

I thought the sermon that everyone should hear started somewhere along the lines of "We read in the Holy Writings that it was decreed in the wisdom and councils of Deity aforetime that a house should be built, erected to God, and dedicated to His holy name."

 

[DJCowboy]

Can we get an executive summary at least?

The actual speaking part is only about 2 minutes long, the rest of the video is music


But here's a transcript of what he says

The most astounding fact is the knowledge that the atoms that comprise life on Earth the atoms that make up the human body are traceable to the crucibles that cooked light elements into heavy elements in their core under extreme temperatures and pressures. These stars, the high mass ones among them went unstable in their later years they collapsed and then exploded scattering their enriched guts across the galaxy guts made of carbon, nitrogen, oxygen and all the fundamental ingredients of life itself. These ingredients become part of gas cloud that condense, collapse, form the next generation of solar systems stars with orbiting planets, and those planets now have the ingredients for life itself. So that when I look up at the night sky and I know that yes, we are part of this universe, we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts is that the Universe is in us. When I reflect on that fact, I look up – many people feel small because they’re small and the Universe is big – but I feel big, because my atoms came from those stars. There’s a level of connectivity. That’s really what you want in life, you want to feel connected, you want to feel relevant you want to feel like a participant in the goings on of activities and events around you That’s precisely what we are, just by being alive…

 

[DJCowboy]

I just felt the need to bump this shit

 

[gunslingingbird]

I just felt the need to scratch my balls. flylicker

 

[DJCowboy]

I just felt the need to scratch my balls. flylicker

That means it worked

 

[Mayhem]

Well, I came upon a child of God
He was walking along the road
And I asked him, Tell where are you going?
This he told me

Said, I'm going down to Yasgur's Farm,
Gonna join in a rock and roll band.
Got to get back to the land and set my soul free.

We are stardust, we are golden,
We are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Well, then can I walk beside you?
I have come to lose the smog,
And I feel myself a cog in somethin' turning.
But then maybe it's the time of man.
And I don't know who I am,
But life is for learning.

We are stardust, we are golden,
We are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

We are stardust, we are golden,
We are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

By the time we got to Woodstock,
We were half a million strong
And everywhere was a song and a celebration.
And I dreamed I saw the bomber jet planes
Riding shotgun in the sky,
Turning into butterflies
Above our nation.

We are stardust, we are golden,
We are caught in the devils bargain,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.