TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Toast to the Queen. n. A fart that scores highly in all three categories: volume, lingevity and stench. Often followed by a round of applause.
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i think i just toasted the queen all over my pants...:tongue:
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Dockyard Cat, Fanny Like A. sim. Descriptive of a particularly unkempt, semi-feral snatch.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Three days behind.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Oldest Toad In The Pond. n. A particularly low, vociferous, grumbling fart, usually after 8 pints of stout.
You complain about starting a **** thread, then make many consecutive posts about farts?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
You complain about starting a **** thread, then make many consecutive posts about farts?
I was in the mood. So sue me.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
No.No. You watch yourself ...
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
when are we gonna get back to the crazy devious made-up words?
Here ya go!
Blumpkin - n. The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump. That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62.
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TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
thanks :tongue:
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Mamnesia. n. medic. A highly specific form of male memory loss. Upon seeing a fantastic pair of boobs, the sufferer forgets key facts about himself, e.g. that he is married, that he has four ********, or that he is the presenter of a topical quiz show. See also penile dementia.
Cleveland Steamer - n. A sexual act by nature (fetish), the Cleveland Steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller. Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave him a Cleveland Steamer.
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And in keeping with the thread:
Hot Hello - n. The warm trickle down the leg that reminds a lady of the recent deposit made into her special bank.
