The Profanisaurus Thread

[TheOrangeCat]

Clown's Pie. n. A very, very wet snatch. E.g. 'Finding ourselves in the shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty bade me descend to her ladygarden. After fifty years of widowhood, I found her to be considerably aroused. It was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie.' - (from the 'Memoirs of QueenVictoria's Ghillie', by John Brown.)

 

[Danglyparts]

nice. just....nice. my favorite thing to imagine now. thank you mr cat, and all kittendom!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Frightened Turtle Effect - n. Another term for shrinkage. When the male genetalia becomes withered from immersion in a cold fluid. Dude this water is freezing!
I've got the frightened turtle effect over here.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Jammy Dodger. n. A lady that uses the fact that the tomato boat has docked to avoid performing her wifely duties.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Jammy Dodger. n. A lady that uses the fact that the tomato boat has docked to avoid performing her wifely duties.

'Bout fucking time you showed up! I thought this thread was supposed to be updated daily. Whatever happened to that? If I don't post something from Urban Dictionary you don't pay no mind to your own thread. :wtf:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

'Bout fucking time you showed up! I thought this thread was supposed to be updated daily. Whatever happened to that? If I don't post something from Urban Dictionary you don't pay no mind to your own thread. :wtf:

Please note the highlighted word ....

Here I will occasionally post entries and definitions from Viz's classic Roger's Profanisaurus Rex - The King of Swearing Dictionaries.

May I be excused now .....?

 

[gunslingingbird]

May I be excused now .....?

I'll think about it... :hammer:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I'll think about it... :hammer:

Now, that is NOT a graceful admission of error .... shame.

 

[Danglyparts]

haha, your Kitten friends make me laugh c^^