The Problem With Burger King Is...

[assholebythedoor]

They need resizeable cups.

 

[habo9]

Fuckin hate BK now , the bastards have stopped doing the satches of mayo

 

[Jack Davenport]

This is a story of something that happened to me at a Burger King a couple of years ago.

Drive thru girl: Welcome to Burger King Home of the Whopper , may I take your order?

Blue Countach: I'll have a number three with a Coke and onion rings.

Drive thru girl : Sorry sir we are out of onion rings would you like fries or chicken fries instead?

Blue Countach: No thank you just give me the burger and drink I don't like your fries and chicken fries don't seem to be a suitable replacement for onion rings.

Drive thru girl: what do you mean?

Blue Countach: Chicken fries are not a vegetable , onions and potatoes are but chicken is meat.

Drive thru girl: that will be 5.68.

Blue Countach: why is it the same price as a combo when I didn't get fries or onion rings?

Drive thru girl: because it is more when you don't get the whole combo.

Blue Countach: that's bullshit, I am getting less food but paying more?

Drive thru girl: yes!

Blue Countach: total bullshit!

Drive thru girl: drive around sir.

BK manager: sir you were rude to my employee and customers heard you so here is your order but I am going to ask you not to cone to this store again.

Blue Countach: what are you saying?

BK Manager: in the future go to another location.

Blue Countach: I am banned from Burger King?

BK manager : yes!

Blue Countach: ha ha ok.

BK manager: have a nice day.

Blue Countach: you too twat waffle.




True story.

 

[pete rose]

Fuck their soggy ass burgers.

 

[mrtrebus]

. . .its a fast food outlet.

 

[Will E Worm]

First off, their french fries usually don't have anywhere near enough salt on them. Their burgers are usually cold and half the time the drinks are flat. I complain about this to the employees but they just smirk and remind me they're only getting paid minimum wage, and what do they care. This usually enrages me and I yell, "GET THE FUCKING KING OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!" Which usually follows by an awkward silence. They say, "you know its just a commercial right?" As I storm out of there with my cold half eaten burger and saltless fries, I remind them I'm going to sue because that's false advertisement. This only happens about twice a week now, I think I'm finally getting better. Maybe its time to switch to Wendy's, I bet she treats her customers better than that fascist moderate NeoCon King.

If the employees aren't doing their jobs you complain to their manager.
If that doesn't work write, email, or call the corporate headquarters.

You can report them to the Better Business Bureau and to your local health inspector.

If you don't like working with food or people, do not work in a restaurant.

Sporty_Carr, have you called, emailed, or wrote to Burger King's corporate headquarters yet?

 

[mrtrebus]

First off, their french fries usually don't have anywhere near enough salt on them. Their burgers are usually cold and half the time the drinks are flat. I complain about this to the employees but they just smirk and remind me they're only getting paid minimum wage, and what do they care. This usually enrages me and I yell, "GET THE FUCKING KING OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!" Which usually follows by an awkward silence. They say, "you know its just a commercial right?" As I storm out of there with my cold half eaten burger and saltless fries, I remind them I'm going to sue because that's false advertisement. This only happens about twice a week now, I think I'm finally getting better. Maybe its time to switch to Wendy's, I bet she treats her customers better than that fascist moderate NeoCon King.

So this happens "about twice a week"!
After the first time this happened why in the name of Thor's hammer would you return there? Are you some kind of culinary masochist? If I ate at a restaurant (I use the term in its loosest sense when applied to a fast food emporium) & had poor quality food then I simply would not return. That is the ultimate power we have as consumers.

 

[maildude]

There's a gorgeous teen-aged beauty working at the BK near where I live. She tempted me with her char-grilled young titties, and her deep fried supple ass. But I had to "just say no" because she is only seventeen years old. Hmm...I wonder what her mom looks like?:wave2:

 

[HeyFellas]

No salt is still to much, in my opinion. :tongue:

Is it true that in American burger bars, the burgers are put together when you order? I wish we had that here, several times I been told "sorry, we're out of triple cheeseburgers". How can you be out of them? I'd rather wait another two minutes and have what I actually want. BTW, as far as I know this applies to all fast food places here, not just BK.

Anyhow, I prefer KFC. All food everywhere should be served in a bucket. :1orglaugh :wave2:

 

[roronoa3000]

Only problem with BK is that the King is a perv and probably a rapest. My asshole did feel a little funny the last time I woke up after visiting BK.

 

[lurkingdirk]

They need resizeable cups.

Do they? What do you mean? This is so interesting, please explain!

 

[Asianlov69]

the only problem I have with burger king is that after I eat there I always have gas...

 

[habo9]

Only problem with BK is that the King is a perv and probably a rapest. My asshole did feel a little funny the last time I woke up after visiting BK.

Thats because you went Bugger King , not Burger King :eek:

 

[BlueBalls]

... they poisoned me. Bastards!

I mean really, who puts arsenic in a burger?

 

[hiropro]

I love Burger King and the Aussie version Hungry Jacks.

:thumbsup:

 

[AnnaMiller]

Most Americans get about 4 to 5 times what they should in sodium, it's amazing how much salt we have gotten used to on our food, before you know it we will have sea water with added sugar as a optional drink when we order from fast food joints!

 

[Prod3]

I dont have a problem with Burger King personally...I prefer BK to McD because their burgers are better quality & dont look like a slab of pate & the salad they put in it isnt wilted & turning brown. However I think McDs fries taste better....Oh & one other thing....GET RID OF THE GHERKINS, I cant stand em!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'm trying to cut fast food out of my diet but every once in a while I crave me some BK. But they do screw you if you use the drive-thru.

 

[mrtrebus]

I'm trying to cut fast food out of my diet but every once in a while I crave me some BK. But they do screw you if you use the drive-thru.

 

[STDiva]

They need resizeable cups.

What does that even mean?