The Pizza Cake

[BlueBalls]

Enjoy. :thumbsup:

 

[Asshair]

No wonder....

 

[Justanothergirl]

Nasty!!

 

[StanScratch]

I think my heart just took a leap from my chest just because I LOOKED at that picture.

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's likely better with a bit more cheese, and a couple additional varieties of meat.

 

[L3ggy]

Step Seven: Die

 

[vodkazvictim]

Fuck me raw.
Was that invented in Scotland?

 

[L3ggy]

You want to be fucked raw?

 

[Shifty]

Step 7: Call 911

 

[squallumz]

yuck. i dont think anyone could be baked enough to eat that ****.

 

[LukeEl]

Step 8-Bread it and then deep fry it.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Step 8-Bread it and then deep fry it.

Damn, I first read this as:

Step 8-Breed it and then deep fry it.

Likely breading is better.

 

[Shifty]

Damn, I first read this as:

Step 8-Breed it and then deep fry it.

Likely breading is better.

Sicko. You'd fuck that steaming hot entree. Admit it!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sicko. You'd fuck that steaming hot entree. Admit it!

I'm proud to fuck a hot dish. Don't try to twist this into something perverted, you wanker. My love of hot, scalding cheese will not be satiated that easily.

 

[Shifty]

I'm proud to fuck a hot dish. Don't try to twist this into something perverted, you wanker. My love of hot, scalding cheese will not be satiated that easily.

Fair enough, but you couldn't have waited until the cooking class was over? For god's sake man, they've had to deploy grief counselors to the Food Network!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fair enough, but you couldn't have waited until the cooking class was over? For god's sake man, they've had to deploy grief counselors to the Food Network! :bawling:

Effing pansies. Who hasn't seen a scalded, blistering dick sliding back out of a hot cheese dish? Seriously...don't people entertain anymore? Everyone fucks the cheese course before serving it.

 

[Shifty]

Effing pansies. Who hasn't seen a scalded, blistering dick sliding back out of a hot cheese dish? Seriously...don't people entertain anymore? Everyone fucks the cheese course before serving it.

Yeah well ... tell that to Giada. I was poised for a piece of ass tonight but she's gone and locked herself in the bathroom.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

YaY for heart attacks! :nanner:

 

[imsohorny]

i can eat that, sadly, im too lazy to do it.

 

[Member442]

I'd pre call 911 before the first bight so they would be there just in time to hopefully save my ass.