Harley Spencer
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[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631117, member: 579739"]By August? Oh man, that's pushing it. Ok, I'll take the challenge! Just 180 pages to go.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631117, member: 579739"]A squirrel? I can try.
New system test.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631124, member: 579739"]Huh?
Hmm. 180 pages. Seven days left in May, 30 in June, 31 in August. So that's 68 days to make 180 pages. So that's a little over two and a half pages a day...
I'm guessing he just got a new penile implant and he's using the pics in your thread to jerk it and see if it works right...
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631135, member: 579739"]...but I can't always post enough on here to make that many every single day.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631135, member: 579739"]So we'll have to post a shit ton on same days to make up for it.
We can do this!
I am very tempted to say something here that some Miss Hybrid fans would probably appreciate. Though it would be disparaging about someone else, so perhaps I'd best not. No need for that kind of negativity.
You should totally just start posting really controversial stuff and watch as the thread explodes! It doesn't even have to have any basis in fact or make any sense! As evidenced by a tonne of the threads in the political section this tactic totally, totally works!
Now I'm intrigued. What were you going to post? Post it! Do it do it do it!
I could post about political stuff or something else controversial, and who knows, I might do that at some point anyway. Hell, I did that over on my own forum on my site, why not here? But I don't want to just be a spammer/troll post counting or some shit, so best to stay... safe.
Then again, it's my thread and I can do what I want, right?
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631117, member: 579739"]Sure. If it's something I think I can do, I'll give it a go.
Well, I shall not name names, but someone (or specifically a group of someones) was seemingly caught having someone else post for them, at least on occasion. larrs took some issue with this. So I was gonna say that "Just because you can't always post, doesn't mean you can't always post since 'so-and-so' seems to manage just fine under those circumstances."
Imagine how far off track the thread would then get though! Well, at least until you post more pics. Then I'm sure everyone will stop with the arguing and be all... :surprise: :drool1: :rubbel:
My first thought is to have you draw your own interpretation of what you think dirk looks like, I figure that will be as interesting a request as any.
My first thought is to have you draw your own interpretation of what you think dirk looks like, I figure that will be as interesting a request as any.
I would never have someone do my posting for me, same with my emails and anything else. Who was having someone post for them? That's kinda low, and so... just wrong. It seems insincere to me and as if the real person really doesn't care about their fans.
But... I already asked her to draw a squirrel! If dirk isn't a tiny super-intelligent squirrel who has somehow managed to obtain an Internet connection I am going to be VERY disappointed!
Well, I didn't actually expect you to do it. It would have just been an offhand (perhaps mildly humorous) knock at someone else. Hence I didn't post it, and won't name who. At least not on an open forum. I'll PM you though...
Hi! I'm (kinda) new here. I don't think I've opened this thread since, like, page 2 or 3, and I just figured I'd stop in. What's happened? What have I missed? 20 pages is probably more than my retarded phone can handle.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631239, member: 579739"]Did I miss anything guys?
... I just figured I'd stop in. What's happened? What have I missed?
The part where you and I made passionate love for hours in every room of your house.
Well, I think I can sum up a lot of the thread thusly:
- Harley has posted pics.
- The board has decided she's intelligent.
- She has interesting stuff in her journal.
- Her armpits are occasionally purple.
- I'm weird and won't shut up.
- Looking at boobs is good for you.
- M12 is douchey.
- There's probably not enough pictures of Harley's pooch.
That should more or less bring you up to date.
Keep spilling our secrets and I'll leak that video we made. You don't want everyone to see that purple strap-on ass pounding do you?
- Her armpits are occasionally purple.
Come on now Miss Harley, who is it that's been ghosting round and giving those armpits a good seeing-to?
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631276, member: 579739"]Keep spilling our secrets and I'll leak that video we made. You don't want everyone to see that purple strap-on ass pounding do you?
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631276, member: 579739"]That's a pretty good summary.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631302, member: 579739"]It was T-Rex.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7631311, member: 579739"]It totally was T-Rex! He took his frustrations out on me after trying to do pushups. He's such an asshole. It's not my fault he has tiny arms!