The Member Below Me...

[HeartBroker]

...was living next to Elvis when he crapped out!

 

[D-rock]

Tried to call Magnum P.I. to go do a job for him.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

...wants to conduct an interview with god

 

[member006]

Is god and showed up for the interview.

 

[HeartBroker]

...knows better!

 

[Manny460]

...is my hero!

 

[pussypoppa]

is the villian

 

[D-rock]

Is writing a Broadway play about a lonely street bum and his pet elephant.

 

[Smittmaestro]

...will hopefully be the financier for said play.

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

Will contribute the shovel to scoop up the elephant waste.

 

[Smittmaestro]

...will cast Priya Rai as the main character's love interest!

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

Knows that 10,000 people will die in the stampede for the auditions.

 

[Smittmaestro]

...fears for for Priya because she may be in the human version of the running of the bulls at Pamplona!

Or in this case the running of the horndogs.

-cs™

 

[Philbert]

...knows I would swoop down using a handy vine and rescue her; of course, she would then reward me with a full 3 hours of "on the house" funtime!:thumbsup:

 

[member006]

Lost $200.00 on the Bears.

 

[D-rock]

Knows that I wish I could of even had $200 dollars to loose on the Bears. :1orglaugh

 

[HeartBroker]

...is over the edge!

 

[D-rock]

Is still mad at Cotton Eye Joe.

 

[member006]

Is wanting to meet Elvis at the House of Pancakes for breakfast.

 

[Montrealman]

...Will spot the blue suede shoes.