War Journal - Day 12
Last night we were ambushed by a myriad of monday-night boredom. The assault reduced our numbers to almost nothing. I'm certain now that this thread won't survive the night unless head-quarters sends us some immediate excitement. As I sit waiting in this forum, I am already beginning to feel drowsy and I am afraid that I will not be able to hold on to consciousness much longer. If you are reading this, chances are that we have already died (of boredom). However, do not let us die in vain! Keep alive the American way of peace, prosperity, and EXCITEMENT!!!
Lt. PretoDragao
101st Anit-Boredom Brigade