The Human Centipede

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
This is nothing, I've seen worse
 
And those films are?........

: takes out pen and paper :

He sadly hasn't seen Ichi the Killer yet. Nor Imprint. Visitor Q.

Either way, those drawings remind me of the time BlueBalls and I were trying to make a anal tongue sex suit. I am going to take this to court and sue for stealing our patented work.
 
could hollywood come up with something better than this?. WTF
 
He sadly hasn't seen Ichi the Killer yet. Nor Imprint. Visitor Q.

Either way, those drawings remind me of the time BlueBalls and I were trying to make a anal tongue sex suit. I am going to take this to court and sue for stealing our patented work.

I'm still waiting for Visitor Q vs Ichi the Killer. Winner fights the giant Show/Riki penis robot from DOA Final.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
looks entertaining.
 
What do you mean? Versus what?

Have you seen the two films?

A cage fight. The Visitor vs Ichi. And, of course, lactating grandmas would jerk off Doberman Pincers in between rounds.

Yeah, I've seen them. I went through a long Miike phase in the early part of the last decade. Before Netflix made it easy.

I have a boot of the anime Ichi prequel. I'm cool than you all!
 
A cage fight. The Visitor vs Ichi. And, of course, lactating grandmas would jerk off Doberman Pincers in between rounds.

Yeah, I've seen them. I went through a long Miike phase in the early part of the last decade. Before Netflix made it easy.

I have a boot of the anime Ichi prequel. I'm cool than you all!

I think Ichi would win. Visitor would throw a punch and get his hand half eaten off by Ichi.

Yeah. I want to try and get all I can from Miike Takashi. Good stuff. :D
 
I think Ichi would win. Visitor would throw a punch and get his hand half eaten off by Ichi.

Yeah. I want to try and get all I can from Miike Takashi. Good stuff. :D

Most of his stuff is on NetFlix Instant Watch now... but ItK: Episode Zero is unavailable for some reason.
 
Most of his stuff is on NetFlix Instant Watch now... but ItK: Episode Zero is unavailable for some reason.

I don't have NetFlix. I buy my stuff any way. Best Buy has a 4 in 1 Miike Takashi DVD for $15. Not too shabby.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I don't have NetFlix. I buy my stuff any way. Best Buy has a 4 in 1 Miike Takashi DVD for $15. Not too shabby.

Have you seen Crows Episode Zero 1, now that was a good Miike film, I am still waiting for part 2 to come out though.
 
I don't have NetFlix. I buy my stuff any way. Best Buy has a 4 in 1 Miike Takashi DVD for $15. Not too shabby.

Not bad. The thing with Miike is that he's all over the place. There's Troma-esque schlock like Fudoh or Full Metal Gokudo and then there's beautiful, epic films like Bird People of China. Then there's the fucked up Ichi, Gozu, VisQ stuff.

Zebraman and Sukiyaki Western Django are pure fun and Happiness of the Katakuris is the only musical I'll ever watch.

Vagina darts.
 
Not bad. The thing with Miike is that he's all over the place. There's Troma-esque schlock like Fudoh or Full Metal Gokudo and then there's beautiful, epic films like Bird People of China. Then there's the fucked up Ichi, Gozu, VisQ stuff.

Zebraman and Sukiyaki Western Django are pure fun and Happiness of the Katakuris is the only musical I'll ever watch.

Vagina darts.

I am wanting to see Happiness of the Katakuris so badly.

I am going to get Audition, too. I love his stuff. Funny how he can make one film about the craziest shit you can imagine and then make a child's film.
 
I am wanting to see Happiness of the Katakuris so badly.

I am going to get Audition, too. I love his stuff. Funny how he can make one film about the craziest shit you can imagine and then make a child's film.

Ha. After I showed my girlfriend HotK and Bird People, she couldn't wait to go through more of my Miike collection. She fell in love with those movies. And then she watched VisQ and cried (in a bad way) and Gozu (which she nearly couldn't finish).

"How could the man who made ______ make _______?"

She loved The Great Yokai War (which is like Labyrinth meets Spirited Away meets The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers on crack) but now proceeds with caution when it comes to Miike films.

However, she still has a schoolgirl crush on Takeshi Kitano, but then again, so do I. :o
:D
 
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