The Greatest Lie Ever Told!

:D :D :D :D :D you are all to damn funny....

the grearts lie i ever told was.

when i called into work sick, but really went to the movie only to see my boss...
 
My butt isn't hairy...

Seriously... Worst lie is when I was a *** (Like around 5-8) I told my friends my *** made a version of Zelda for the nintendo himself out of wood.

Of course it didn't fly over too well.
 
Britney Spears is in fact a virgin...in her left ear.
 
I am and will always remain a virgin
 
George W. Bush is the president of the USA:nanner:
 
I am the sexiest person that ever posted on this board!
I had sex with Terri Summers! Twice!
 
Hugh Hefner is actually gay.
The reason why the playmates have their own rooms in the mansion is because all the playgirl models are in his room.

All playmates are actually transexuals.
 
I firmly believe pussy and cock are the most appropriate terms for the female and male genitalia. What is more sexy than a cat and a
rooster making out? :tongue:
 
Vegas Yankee said:
...just because I needed a day off. She wants it from me up to five times a day!
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Terri Summers??? I've never even heard about her? who is she?
 
websurfer said:
Terri Summers??? I've never even heard about her? who is she?
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Just some chick.
 
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