the drinker's natural enemy...the butterface.

[Rey C.]

Yeah, there are some on the list that wouldn't get beauty points from anybody (other than maybe Ray Charles... since he's blind and dead). But quite a few of the girls on that list I think are at least above average attractive... unless you're a guy who only dates Sport Illustrated models. There are others, who I know at least a little about, that I wouldn't even let sit at my table - but nothing to do with looks... all to do with personality or how they act in public. I'd rather spend the night with a 5 than be seen even talking to Tori Spelling (although the J.A.P. did make the list at 44), Kim Kardashian (a half-wit skank) or Paris Hilton (a brainless, spoiled, slutty high school dropout with herpes). But to each his own. Drinking or stone cold sober, I'd rather have a fun night with an average looking girl who has a brain and a sense of humor, rather than some pretty show dog (fake boobs and a ton of war paint plastered on) who whines, is stupid and has no sense of humor. Looks can be changed (and will change over time). But stupid never changes. And stupid is the one thing that can't be fixed.

Sad to say, but IMO, the prettier the girl, the less likely it is that she's felt the need to develop her mind or her social abilities. She's probably spent her life being told how cute or pretty she is, thinking that she's a little princess and she may see her looks as where her value comes from. It's not always true, but often enough. After being engaged to a princess once upon a time, I can say with complete confidence that looks ain't everything. Thank God and Greyhound she's gone!

 

[willwiggler]

Three years and this thread gets resurrected. Awesome.

Glad my random term searching and comenting pleases you lol

 

[bobjustbob]

It was in high school at a party. It was a small school where everyone knows everyone. I going into the bathroom and this geeky underclassman chick follows me in. Best described as a taller and thinner Bernadette from Big Bang Theory. I ask if she wants me to leave so she can use the toilet. No, she wants to smoke a joint and asks if I wanted to share. Well...it was quite a surprise that this not so popular girl was a smoker but, sure, I'll help you smoke that. Not much room in this bathroom so it is her on my lap. After the smoke she pulls out another blunt and fires it up. She had about 8 more in there and she is becoming more interesting to me. After 2 joints she is tickling my tonsils with her tongue. Nothing to look at from the neck up but she had this rockin' body that I was all over.

The next day in school the word had spread like wildfire about how long we were in the bathroom together and not just from my friends busting ball. Chicks I've never spoken to were asking me, "Did you...with her? I don't know what she was telling people, I kept my mouth shut about the whole thing. I just wanted this thing to quietly go away. No. She is now finding me in the halls between classes "happening" to be going in the same direction. Days are going by with me trying to shake her off. Duck into a bathroom. Shuffle her into the crowd and make quick turns. It was useless, someone always saw us together. Looking back, my classmates had a nice laugh on me and I won't begrudge them for that. I'll also say that it was a great half hour in that bathroom.

 

[Harpsman]

Butterface = BOBFOC
Body of Baywatch Face of Crimewatch

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Butterface = BOBFOC
Body of Baywatch Face of Crimewatch

My own personal favourite quip for a lady (diplomatic description) not blessed with outstanding facial beauty has to be "two-bagger." Alluding to the idea that you would hit that if she had a bag over her head, a two-bagger is summarized by "one for her, one for me in case hers comes off."

:anonymous:anonymous

Although "she's a two-bagger" should not be confused with "you'd double-bag it" which is to do with the lady's perceived promiscuity and the fear of catching Galloping Knobrot, or at a worst case scenario, Super Jungle Monkey Double Bad AIDS.

:condom::condom: