The bible explained by /b/
I like how this thread has evolved but I will say this to anyone who disagrees with me.
I don't think you'll win a contest that easily as I'm convinced there are quite a few guys on here who have boobs as well (even though they might not be as esthetically pleasing) . :tongue:
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This is the talk section of an adult board so I thought most of us were here to express our opinions and debate issues. That’s why I’m here. But I have noticed you ask a challenging question and the reply is: Flaming! Troll! Threat! Ban!
No, I just asked a straight question. :dunno:
If we all agreed about everything there would be no point in talking, would there?
You would already know the answer. I do find it rather sad some people get so upset just because someone disagrees with them or asks a challenging question.
Here’s a simple question I asked Will.
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I didn’t get an answer. Boothbabe, I think the truth is it’s easier to thread a camel through the eye of a needle than to get a straight answer from Will E Worm. :tongue:
I’ll try another one. Will, if we all converted to your religion where would you go next, the bunnyranch?:lovecoupl
Will E Worm
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Because you don't know anything about the Bible. You just want to bash it and Christians. For no reason. The Bible is not the Koran, the Koran tells its followers to **** those who will not convert. Christians are told not to and those who do not believe will go to hell.
Thou shall not commit ******. Thou Shall not tempt the Lord your God.
:hatsoff: Self defense is fine, cold blooded ****** is not.
Use the ignore feature. :hatsoff:
The ******* of homosexuals is condoned and encouraged in the wonderful laws of Leviticus. Leviticus 20:13 clearly states "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their ***** shall be upon them." Well there you have it, Homosexuality is wrong, and I must pay the ultimate price... IN THE NAME OF GOD!!!
What else shouldn't people do?
Don't let cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
Don't have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)
Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
Any person who curseth his ****** or ******, must be ******. (Leviticus 20:9) Have you ever done that?
If a man cheats on his wife, or vise versa, both the man and the woman must die. (Leviticus 20:10). I wonder if Dr. Laura would like that one to be enforced?
If a man ****** with his ******'s wife... both him and his ******'s wife is to be put to death. (Leviticus 20:11)
If a man ****** with his wife and her ****** they are all to be burnt to death. (Leviticus 20:14)
If a man or woman has sex with an ******, both human and ****** must be ******. (Leviticus 20:15-16).
If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be "cut off from their people" (Leviticus 20:18)
Psychics, wizards, and so on are to be stoned to death. (Leviticus 20:27)
If a priest's ******** is a whore, she is to be burnt at the stake. (Leviticus 21:9)
People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)
Anyone who curses or blasphemes God, should be stoned to death by the community. (Leviticus 24:14-16)
Don't let cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
Throughout Leviticus God states that these laws are to be followed forever.
But what about the wonderful laws of Deuteronomy?
Anyone who dreams or prophesizes anything that is against God, or anyone who tries to turn you from God, is to be put to death. (Deuteronomy 13:5)
If anyone, even your own ****** suggests worshipping another God, **** them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)
If you find out a city worships a different god, destroy the city and **** all of it's inhabitants... even the *******. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15)
**** anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
Isn't Christianity a wonderful, tolerant, peacefull religion :1orglaugh
Will E Worm
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Yes, it is. Most people's problem is they take verses out of context or verses that were intended for another dispensation.
When's the last time a Christian committed a suicide bombing?
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Yes, it is. Most people's problem is they take verses out of context or verses that were intended for another dispensation.
When's the last time a Christian committed a suicide bombing?
Hi pot. It's kettle calling. You're black.
And incidentally, do you think Christians have never resorted to ********?
Will E Worm
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I like how this thread has evolved but I will say this to anyone who disagrees with me.
Thats what my gf always says to me!
I like how this thread has evolved but I will say this to anyone who disagrees with me.
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Yep, & catholic priests can openly ***** **** & it gets covered up!
Worst thread ever?
Yes and when caught nowadays they get jailed.
No doubt many **** have been ******** by imams but you'll never see them be punished.
Not only imams but filthy ol crusty muslim men in the 70s and 80s are marrying pre teen girls...............certainly more than one at a time. How nice.
Christianity has it's flaws, errors and epic fails but it's light years ahead of islam because it reformed, turned away from ******** to achieve anything.
Islam on the other hand, is against everything progressive.
The *** of the founder of Hamas recently converted from islam to Christianity because as he put it, "Allah is stripping muslims of their humanity."
Yeah to say the least.
That has little to do with religion, but with the social & political development of people in certain countries. I hope I don't need to remind you that homosexuals in Bosnia-Herzegovina, Turkey, Jordan, Iraq, Malaysia & Indonesia aren't prosecuted or fined & that in many Christian African countries people are still fined for being homosexual? The conclusion that should be reached is that countries where there is a separation of church and state, homosexual people aren't treated as criminals & that in countries where this isn't the case, homosexuals are treated as criminals.
Gay priests are technically welcome, since it's the act of doing something with another man that is considered to be sinful & Catholic priests are (officially) bound to an oath of celibacy.
Amongst the protestant Christian sects only the Lutherans & the Anglicans currently accept gay priests as far as I know.
Besides that, I can't really comment on your post, since I've never finished reading the Qu'ran (I came to the conclusion that it's about as crappy as the bible after about 5 pages).
Don't be so naive. They do not all get jailed when caught, cover up after cover up. The Pope should be jailed for being complicit in the ***** by allowing it to continue, shame on all religious leaders for the evils of their particular faith. The fact that one is maybe not as bad as the other is not good enough!
