The best school-related memory

A corn cob used on a janitor while possibly perverse depending on how you used it is not necessarily *******. It depends on usage by you and permission by him. Permission by him might have legal ramifications for the janitor. Whether the corn kernels were present MIGHT be a health issue for both. We have not discussed GMAO aspects or the round up weed ****er resistant corn which is patented by Monsanto.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
You can still get them in South Africa. :cool:

They weren't that joyous! About the closest you can get, is Klonopin. Problem is, if you take them for to long (about a week straight), you become unable to do simple math.
 
Having a class in HS with the most beautiful girl in the school. I fapped to her almost every night. A few years after graduation I pick up a Playboy.................AND THERE SHE WAS AS A PLAYMATE! Needless to say I fapped a hell of a lot more but this time to seeing her actual naked body and not imaging what it looked like

There are a few girls from my old school I wish that had happened with, best I got to enjoy at the time was a few nice upskirts

Who is the Playmate you knew?
 
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