The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

[Straight Shooter]

Shut up, you'll never be the man your ****** is. When you were born, the police arrested your ***, the doctor slapped your ***, ****** control euthanized your *******, and A&E made a documentary that saved your life. Your ****** tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Your ****** and ****** hated you so much you bath toys were an iron and a toaster. Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has anulled the anthropoid ape species diversity. Reading your posts is like having a cancer of the soul. Do you still love nature....despite what it did to you? You’re so weird you’re made of cotton. You’re such a... a... a word has yet to be invented to describe what you are. But you are one, and a big one at that. You were such an ugly *** Michael Jackson kicked you out of Neverland. I cannot compare you to anything because even the dirtiest, smelliest, most rotten of the parasitic ****** fills its own ecological niche. You fill no niche. I sincerely hope, pray and ***** that your gonads get stung by a swarm of African bees. You need a strap-on for a girl to even know you're there. You're so stupid you threw a credit card into a wishing well. You're God's own private joke.


So lay off Sam for a while, okay? I kinda like his style.

Well you're the only one who feels that way. His threads are so stupid. His posts are never of any significance. I feel dumber every time I click on one of his threads

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Prom night dumpster baby.

 

[yumm_e88]

^^Special Olympics^^

no no no wait i have something to say!!..... rebecca linares is a filthy whore... I like her that way :thumbsup:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

^^

You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breathe. If God ever decides to give the planet an ***** you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.

 

[STDiva]

for fucks sake i am so glad i got out of being a mod when i did

by now i probably would have had half the members questioning why i was chosen to be a mod, nd probably would have deleted or closed threads that got me even more ****

oh wait that did happen after like 3 days of moderation for me

fuck, i just join the lot of you all and start hating myself more than i did already

fuck brodkill, hes such an asshole, i can't stand him

Shut the fuck up.

I felt the love in this thread. I'm betting it is the reason I'm back. I've learned my lesson...never make jokes.

The next load I bust is in dedication to the men and women who fought the system and won.

:hatsoff:

 

[yumm_e88]

^^

You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breathe. If God ever decides to give the planet an ***** you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.

yo mamma! haha

 

[Mayhem]

georges - I cannot even conceive why your incompetent stupid ass was ever given the ability to be a moderator. You're fucking retarded. Seriously, you've never posted anything worthwhile or important in all of your 24,000 useless fucking posts. All of your contributions could be removed from this board, and it wouldn't make one single fucking difference. Nobody would notice and nobody would give a fuck. You were given the ability to be a moderator because you've been here so goddamn long, not for any other reason. And you have no fucking business being a moderator. You don't know how to do anything other than ban people and close threads. They might as well have put a bot in your place because your actions don't require any thought or reason. You stupid, worthless fuck. The day you leave this place, is the day it starts improving. You are one of the main reasons why this place fucking blows ass now. Do us all a favor and GTFO!

Requoted for relevance. :thefinger:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Requoted for relevance. :thefinger:

 

[Straight Shooter]

^^ Can we tone the gayness down just a little bit?

 

[lurkingdirk]

^^ Can we tone the gayness down just a little bit?

Why? Are you getting horny?

 

[Straight Shooter]

Why? Are you getting horny?

No, I just **** fags

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Is it gay to like the feeling of another dude's asshole?

 

[lurkingdirk]

No, I just **** fags

Is it gay to like the feeling of another dude's asshole?

Ask Iceman. He's the one who clearly likes tonging dangleberries from the unwashed ass crevices of other men.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Ask Iceman. He's the one who clearly likes tonging dangleberries from the unwashed ass crevices of other men.

How dare you! If you're gonna insult me at least make sure you know how to spell

 

[lurkingdirk]

How dare you! If you're gonna insult me at least make sure you know how to spell

I was dumbing it down for you.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I was dumbing it down for you.

Yeah sure you were:1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yeah sure you were:1orglaugh

I would continue this conversation, but you're a waste of skin, and I couldn't be bothered. In fact, everything that you post makes me break into song:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

^^^^
Almost as good as the don't stare at the balls GIF.

 

[Ace Bandage]

^^ Awesome fucking GIF.

I pictured him playing Polonaise héroïque while the words bounced across the screen. :1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

But especially Ickman322