The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

[Straight Shooter]

But especially Ickman322

Stop picking on me. Bullies!:crying:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Hey, Ickman. You dropped something. Go ahead and pick it up. Dirl and I won't do anything funny. I Promise.

 

[BCT]

Wake up bitch your my new best friend

 

[DR. B]

Shut the fuck up.

I felt the love in this thread. I'm betting it is the reason I'm back. I've learned my lesson...never make jokes.

The next load I bust is in dedication to the men and women who fought the system and won.

:hatsoff:

welcome back shithead

 

[brodkill]

why is kansas city in missouri ?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

No, I just hate fags

you're not allowed to hate fags here anymore :nono:

 

[Straight Shooter]

you're not allowed to hate fags here anymore :nono:

Say's who? you don't tell me what to do. So fuck off!

 

[Jane Burgess]

I will catch up on this in time. Looks funny.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Say's who? you don't tell me what to do. So fuck off!

meanie head

 

[BCT]

why is kansas city in missouri ?

Why is the sky b lue? Why is pussy good? It just is!

 

[brodkill]

either call it missouri city or move the border so it is in kansas

 

[Mayhem]

either call it missouri city or move the border so it is in kansas

And while you're at it, why not squeeze out a turd into a punchbowl and call it the Hope fuckin' Diamond?

You can get good ribs there though. But, come to think of it, you can get good ribs in many of America's notable shit holes. Sooooo, we're back to square one. What was the question again? Man, I'm so baked right now.

 

[BCT]

And while you're at it, why not squeeze out a turd into a punchbowl and call it the Hope fuckin' Diamond?

You can get good ribs there though. But, come to think of it, you can get good ribs in many of America's notable shit holes. Sooooo, we're back to square one. What was the question again? Man, I'm so baked right now.

Don't forget steaks, we have great steak too!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I knew Gandhi was eloquent............but DAMN.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd like to try this with all of you.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I'd like to try this with all of you.

You're a sick sick man.

 

[Elwood70]

I'd like to try this with all of you.

That's fucking AWESOME!!!!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'd like to try this with all of you.

That's right up there with giving Alka Seltzer to a bird!

 

[Mayhem]

Well, one more mod just made my "Too Pathetic To Even Get Pissed About" List. I think I'll have a vodka & tonic in his honor. Not really appropriate but I took a big, putrid multi-flusher earlier today and I'm tapped out.

 

[robot_r0ck]

Since I'm kinda drunk right now. Yall can...