The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

I don't give a ****.

You wish you weren't, needledick

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Anal bleaching kit. And why, VV? Because fuck you, that's why. You... with your dirty brown asshole sucking your own cock. Is that gay? Or just masturbation? Is masturbation gay? I mean, it IS a guy touching a cock...
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
I once broke up an international terrorist organization known as cobra.
 
Would somebody please tell me which one of you ass goblin's ****** did I fuck last night?
reason why I ask, she was old wrinkled and nasty looking so I had to use a power drill with a sand paper attachment. what a fucking mess, one of you owes me a new power drill, its twisted up like a pretzel.
WTF does she douche with, Concrete?
 
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