The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

Why don't you go ahead and stick that cucumber up your ass? This is the most human interaction you're going to get all day. It's like a date for you.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Everything's bigger in Texas.

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I have a little condition that makes me stick out at an odd angle, but the doc told me to cut down on my calcium, and it'll straighten right out.

 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
*****, give it up, no one likes you, whether you offend them or not. :D
I don't give a ****.
I dont know, he´s starting to grow on me... oh wait... noooo! I dont want you in my ass VV!
Your consent is not required.
Balls?! Sounds like his wife has cut them off seeing though he's waiting for her permission to stick his dick where he wants?!
That, cockbreath, was much better.
Anyone who either uses the word "cock" in their username, or uses a picture of a cock as their avatar, has a minuscule penis in real life.

Fact.
Want me to change my avatar pic back to the bifuricated penis?
 

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