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vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
This thread just got very boring :sleep:
For once this Tory loving sack of shit is correct.

BABABOOEY BABABOOEY! Howard stern touched my penis!

I did a shit in the sack... but *starts crying* I left it at home. I'm so sorry! :(

She made me eat her lipstick and inserted one of her stiletto heals into me! :crying:

I pooped a hammer :D

(it felt good)
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
For once this Tory loving sack of shit is correct.

BABABOOEY BABABOOEY! Howard stern touched my penis!

I did a shit in the sack... but *starts crying* I left it at home. I'm so sorry! :(

She made me eat her lipstick and inserted one of her stiletto heals into me! :crying:

I pooped a hammer :D

(it felt good)

This alcoholic socialist scum bag has just injected some life back here.
It's meaningless shite, but at least it isn't the childish "You're gay" crap that preceded it.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
This alcoholic socialist scum bag has just injected some life back here.
It's meaningless shite, but at least it isn't the childish "You're gay" crap that preceded it.
Socialist scum? HA! How suitably arrogant, ignorant and itinerate from a Tory voter! Why, I bet you're barely literate!
If Socialism is so bad then why don't you tell me what's so great about the historically greedy, corrupt and unethical robber barons?
Actually don't; this would degenerate into a politics thread.

Instead, please allow me to expend a small lexis of vulgarity on you in composite swear-word style:
Fuck you, you shit-brained, retarded, loose-arsed, ugly bastard!
The mods of Freeones are shit and I shit in their face!

You may return fire at your leisure.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Whoops! Forgot to post this little gem which was so well recieved last time I posted it on here.
Off to bed for me now; sweet dreams await. Nightmares for the rest of you I suspect, though :D


Also...
GEORGES! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
You're a fucking inbred Franco-Russian cunt and universally reviled. Kindly fuck off and die you arrogant litle shit.
:georges:
 

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larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
Socialist scum? HA! How suitably arrogant, ignorant and itinerate from a Tory voter! Why, I bet you're barely literate!
If Socialism is so bad then why don't you tell me what's so great about the historically greedy, corrupt and unethical robber barons?
Actually don't; this would degenerate into a politics thread.

Instead, please allow me to expend a small lexis of vulgarity on you in composite swear-word style:
Fuck you, you shit-brained, retarded, loose-arsed, ugly bastard!
The mods of Freeones are shit and I shit in their face!

You may return fire at your leisure.

Itinerate? For someone firing literacy arrows, you should at least know the meaning of the word. I am happily settled, thank you, and have no need to roam around.
As for socialism, why would I espouse the greatness of the robber barons when discussing Socialism - nowhere have I ever said, nor do I think, that the robber barons are any better the socialists.
For the most part, socialism is fine (healthcare for all, unemployment benefit for those that need it, education for all), but I object to having to fork out for lazy scumbags that scrounge off the state. I work hard for my living and get the rewards that that offers.
I am also lucky enough to be able to have private healthcare and to have privately educated my children. I recognise very well that had I not been educated to the level I was and worked as hard as I have to get where I am today, or suffered some setback, I would not have these private benefits and would have to rely purely on the state, which is why I feel that healthcare and education are areas where socialism works, and works pretty well on the whole.

As for you, you really shouldn't look in the mirror when composing your vitriol. :thefinger
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Itinerate? For someone firing literacy arrows, you should at least know the meaning of the word. I am happily settled, thank you, and have no need to roam around.
As for socialism, why would I espouse the greatness of the robber barons when discussing Socialism - nowhere have I ever said, nor do I think, that the robber barons are any better the socialists.
For the most part, socialism is fine (healthcare for all, unemployment benefit for those that need it, education for all), but I object to having to fork out for lazy scumbags that scrounge off the state. I work hard for my living and get the rewards that that offers.
I am also lucky enough to be able to have private healthcare and to have privately educated my children. I recognise very well that had I not been educated to the level I was and worked as hard as I have to get where I am today, or suffered some setback, I would not have these private benefits and would have to rely purely on the state, which is why I feel that healthcare and education are areas where socialism works, and works pretty well on the whole.

As for you, you really shouldn't look in the mirror when composing your vitriol. :thefinger
Actually I used it because I'm rather fond of the word. Bare in mind I know very little about you. Not that I'm complaining.
BTW, can you please be a bit more offensive and brash? We're drifting dangerously off topic and becoming polite and it's not what this thread is about...
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
Actually I used it because I'm rather fond of the word. Bare in mind I know very little about you. Not that I'm complaining.
BTW, can you please be a bit more offensive and brash? We're drifting dangerously off topic and becoming polite and it's not what this thread is about...

Fuck you, you cock sucking son of a diseased whore.

How's that?
 

Mayhem

Banned
Better a pussy than a guy with a mediocre pic of Scarlett Johansson in his sig. :thefinger: (ooooh, snap)
 
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