Sunburn

[Mr_Balls]

So I went hiking this weekend naked as a jay bird.
I didn't put on enough sunscreen, and I sunburned my scrotum.

Please send me your sympathy, with aloe vera too please.

 

[STDiva]

Sunburns suck. I get a few every year. I'll die of melanoma soon. Probably.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

how does one sunburn a scrotum?

 

[Mr_Balls]

how does one sunburn a scrotum?

I was walking around the back country naked.

 

[squallumz]

i used to get sunburned all the time when i was fishing for a living.

a little known fact: you can get sunburned when its not even sunny. clouds will not save you.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

hmm. i cold never do that. mostly because ive seen "deliverance"... i would imagine you are in for a very uncomfortable few days

 

[Sam Fisher]

how does one sunburn a scrotum?

I was walking around the back country naked.

You were walking around on your hands? As in like, Hand Stands? :updown:

 

[Mr_Balls]

i used to get sunburned all the time when i was fishing for a living.

a little known fact: you can get sunburned when its not even sunny. clouds will not save you.

True, it is even worse around snow and water

 

[squallumz]

True, it is even worse around snow and water

yep. i started using sunscreen on my exposed areas after a couple of times of getting fried. luckily, i was mostly covered. the back of the neck and face got it worst.

 

[Mr_Balls]

You were walking around on your hands? As in like, Hand Stands? :updown:

Nope, just on a regular stroll.
Did you know that nudity is legal on Federal Land but not on State Land? (California)

 

[gunslingingbird]

Pictures of your sunburned scrotum, or it's bullshit!

a little known fact: you can get sunburned when its not even sunny. clouds will not save you.

Actually, clouds not only don't block out the sun's rays, but they magnify the light coming through. It's kind of like holding a magnifying glass up to a light. You get worse sunburns when it's cloudy than when it's sunny.

 

[squallumz]

Actually, clouds not only don't block out the sun's rays, but they magnify the light coming through. It's kind of like holding a magnifying glass up to a light. You get worse sunburns when it's cloudy than when it's sunny.

i know it. i let my guard down one day on a fishing run on a gorgeous overcast day. it was cool and gloomy. i got so fucking burned.

 

[DJCowboy]

I remember some friends and I once went canoeing and got sunburned so horribly bad. Luckily the next day History Channel was showing a Band of Brothers marathon so we all lounged around all day not moving an inch and watched it, loved it (except the sunburn of course)

 

[Jane Burgess]

I feel you, I have one now and it fucking hurts.

 

[squallumz]

aloe aloe aloe.

thats all you can do.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

Wtf? Your scrotum??? Nude tanning or something??

 

[squallumz]

Wtf? Your scrotum??? Nude tanning or something??

he said he was spanking off on government land.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Sounds funny, sunburn in this time of the year if you live where I live.
We got like 12°C, that's like 53.6°F. There's no way of going out naked now.

 

[ThatRedWing]

I do believe that a ball slap is in order here. Pain is the only way that some people learn.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Where in the living fuck do you live that allows you to go hiking naked?!