Summer Olympics 2008

[titsrock]

There used to be a problem with Women's gymnastics because critics thought that all the stress and long training of the athletes at such an early age basically "stunted growth" and "prolonged" puberty in the athletes...which could explain why they were so short and had seemingly "underdeveloped" femininity.

I tuned into the gymnastics for a bit. I did agree with the Coach, I thought the Chinese tried to "freeze" Alicia Sacramone before she went on to compete on the balance beam. I don't remember any Chinese gymnast having to wait so long to compete when they led off an event. After Sacramone blew the balance beam, I thought it was nuts for the USA Coach to send her back out to start the Floor Exercise. Go with one of the "on form" gymnasts to build up momentum and confidence!

The Chinese put out 13 and 14 yr olds. That was RIDICULOUS! I guess China was desperate to win the gold in front of the homeland and resorted to blatant cheating. C'mon. That "China Blue" eyeshadow really made those athletes look like 16 yr olds...yeah, right

 

[ninetysixcavy]

They need to do away with the womens softball (which they will in '12). It is so lopsided it's the most boring sport to watch, and it doesn't help that there are only a few hotties on the teams.

 

[member979979]

There used to be a problem with Women's gymnastics because critics thought that all the stress and long training of the athletes at such an early age basically "stunted growth" and "prolonged" puberty in the athletes...which could explain why they were so short and had seemingly "underdeveloped" femininity.

I tuned into the gymnastics for a bit. I did agree with the Coach, I thought the Chinese tried to "freeze" Alicia Sacramone before she went on to compete on the balance beam. I don't remember any Chinese gymnast having to wait so long to compete when they led off an event. After Sacramone blew the balance beam, I thought it was nuts for the USA Coach to send her back out to start the Floor Exercise. Go with one of the "on form" gymnasts to build up momentum and confidence!

The Chinese put out 13 and 14 yr olds. That was RIDICULOUS! I guess China was desperate to win the gold in front of the homeland and resorted to blatant cheating. C'mon. That "China Blue" eyeshadow really made those athletes look like 16 yr olds...yeah, right

What creeps me out is those old men coaches.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/DWinter/ChrisHanson.png

 

[titsrock]

Davenport was always one of my favorite players - I know, she's not attractive, but she has mad game when she is on.

:bowdown: Damn, Ninety...who knew you could be so right about anything! Please restrict all your future Freeones comments to of a sporting nature! Davenport pwned everyone a couple of years ago. I liked her too. I didn't think she was THAT bad on the eye either...I actually think she looks hotter OFF the court, when you see her giving an interview or hanging out. Can anyone really look ugly in those tennis outfits and tennis warmups??:rubbel::nannerf1::nannerf2:

 

[ninetysixcavy]

:bowdown: Damn, Ninety...who knew you could be so right about anything! Please restrict all your future Freeones comments to of a sporting nature! Davenport pwned everyone a couple of years ago. I liked her too. I didn't think she was THAT bad on the eye either...I actually think she looks hotter OFF the court, when you see her giving an interview or hanging out. Can anyone really look ugly in those tennis outfits and tennis warmups??:rubbel::nannerf1::nannerf2:

2 no hitters in 2 games for the US.

If Davenport wasn't so tall, yeah, she might actually not be that bad. She's got the mean, flat, baseline forehands. She's is very tallented and an underachiever, IMO. It's a freakin shame she is out now.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Gold Medal Winning Olympic Male (100m Butterfly)

Dammit, Blueballs, where the hell were you hiding? I swear that I looked around to make sure nobody was watching me just before I jumped!

What is the average height of women gymnasts, they all look like 12 year olds and some of them are about 24-25 years old? 5ft and under surely

They're usually somewhere around 5'. On the American team the shortest is Shawn Johnson at 5'9", 90 lbs D), and the tallest is Chellsie Memmel at 5'1", 120 lbs rubbel

I tuned into the gymnastics for a bit. I did agree with the Coach, I thought the Chinese tried to "freeze" Alicia Sacramone before she went on to compete on the balance beam. I don't remember any Chinese gymnast having to wait so long to compete when they led off an event.

That whole waiting for the judges thing is bullshit. I noticed it happening several times, both with men and women. Whatever happened to the judges scoring immediately after someone's routine? I don't remember ever having to wait 15 minutes for the judges to give a score. As we saw last night with Alicia Sackamoney all it does is further stress the next participant. Of course you didn't see the Chinese having to wait that long. Home court advantage apparently includes judges. The Olympics committee should definitely address that before the next competition.

After Sacramone blew the balance beam, I thought it was nuts for the USA Coach to send her back out to start the Floor Exercise. Go with one of the "on form" gymnasts to build up momentum and confidence!

I don't think they had a choice. I think that the coach submits the order before the competition and has to stick with it throughout. Otherwise, I think the coach would have given the poor girl more time to settle down.

The Chinese put out 13 and 14 yr olds. That was RIDICULOUS! I guess China was desperate to win the gold in front of the homeland and resorted to blatant cheating. C'mon. That "China Blue" eyeshadow really made those athletes look like 16 yr olds...yeah, right

Ah! Blatant cheating is apparently legal if your country gives you a fake identification that says you're old enough to compete. It worked for Traci Lords, didn't it? That's something else that the Olympic committee should look into in the near future: finding out the real ages of the girls on the Chinese gymnastics team. The Chinese government can say that the girls are all of legal age all they want, but in the end they're the ones who issue the passports, and if they put on the passports that the girls were born in 1968, then we're looking at some of the youngest-looking 40-year-olds in the world. I wish that the Olympics committee found enough evidence to strip them of their gold. That would be fucked up for the girls that made the effort to compete, but it would tell China that it can't just make up bullshit and do whatever the hell it wants. :2 cents:

 

[BlueBalls]

Dammit, Blueballs, where the hell were you hiding? I swear that I looked around to make sure nobody was watching me just before I jumped!

Ahh my stealth capabilities still work.


Although I did wave as you jumped, you must not have seen me.:wave::hi:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Ahh my stealth capabilities still work.


Although I did wave as you jumped, you must not have seen me.:wave::hi:

Nah, I gues my man-boob must've gotten in the way. :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Nah, I gues my man-boob must've gotten in the way. :dunno:

Must be, I was knocked out by the waves after you fell in and I washed up on an island somewhere :dunno: It wasnt all bad the native women gave me food and places to sleep, I can never return though and you shouldnt either you will find 10 if I can remember children who look like me, I was banished from the land to never come back.



Best two weeks of my life :hatsoff:

 

[number18]

Nah, I gues my man-boob must've gotten in the way. :dunno:

Strange, I witnessed that too... did Greenpeace get you back into the sea ok ???

 

[ninetysixcavy]

China's "Womens" Gymnastic Team Cheating

Everyone here knows those girls are not young ladies. The US should have the gold right now.

 

[Legzman]

That alicia chick is smokin hot! I think shes even over 18...nuf said!
*clears throat*
I hope Shawn Johnson comes back in 4 years. She just so fuckin cute I could eat her up...flylicker
Um, but in 4 years she'll be 20 and no longer jail bait...and those legs...OMFG :eek:

 

[ninetysixcavy]

That alicia chick is smokin hot! I think shes even over 18...nuf said!
*clears throat*
I hope Shawn Johnson comes back in 4 years. She just so fuckin cute I could eat her up...flylicker
Um, but in 4 years she'll be 20 and no longer jail bait...and those legs...OMFG :eek:

Shawn Johnson is alright. I see girls that put that little girl to shame, everyday.

Alicia is a 20 y/old student at Brown University. At least that's what I think they said last night.

 

[gunslingingbird]

That alicia chick is smokin hot! I think shes even over 18...nuf said!
*clears throat*
I hope Shawn Johnson comes back in 4 years. She just so fuckin cute I could eat her up...flylicker
Um, but in 4 years she'll be 20 and no longer jail bait...and those legs...OMFG :eek:

Alicia Spendyourmoney is 20, so you don't have to worry about Dateline MSNBC visiting you.

 

[Legzman]

Alicia Spendyourmoney huh...gold digger, no surprise. How much does she charge? Is it an hourly rate or per orgasm???

 

[Violator79]

Alicia Spendyourmoney huh...gold digger, no surprise. How much does she charge? Is it an hourly rate or per orgasm???

Alicia Ticklesmefunny I would love to have in my bed, along with the rest of the US female gymnastics team.....except Shawn Johnson, who could film the action since she's too young for me. BTW, I thought "Too Young" was a name used in China. Get the joke? Thank you!! I'm here all week! :wave2:

 

[shayd]

Baseball will be scrapped from the program in 2012. It is part of the Beijing Games.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_at_the_2008_Summer_Olympics

Then this is definately the last Olympics I watch until they bring it back.

 

[Violator79]

Then this is definately the last Olympics I watch until they bring it back.

You're upset about baseball? They have fucking Trampoline as an event!!! I mean how hard is it to jump on a trampoline?

 

[gunslingingbird]

You're upset about baseball? They have fucking Trampoline as an event!!! I mean how hard is it to jump on a trampoline?

:1orglaugh

:bigjump::bigjump::bigjump::bigjump:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Yikes! I just watched a game of women's field hockey between the US and Germany, and :eek: holy shit, do the Germans have some fugly women! Natascha Keller alone would be enough to make a guy sober! You should see what she looks like with her mouth piece in. :eek: