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Summer Olympics 2008

Damn G, can't I have some sarcasm? :rolleyes:

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Don't look at me man! It's the rules! :D ;)
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
USA made it to the top by total medal numbers and needs 12 gold medals to overcome China. Track and field began but i haven't US athletes yet.

Michael Phelps is rocking! 7 gold medals and the 8th is on the way.

Russia is so sucking! They lost 5 possible medalists due to doping suspicions, but this does not change the fact they are sucking.

Big time Olympic failures are Turkey and Russia. I feel so ashamed by most of Turkish athletes' performance (medalists made me so happy). We sent already injured or not so ready athletes to Beijing. WTF?! Why?! Totally incomprehensible!
 
OK, so im watching the mens walk at 3 am this morning and this thought hits me "what the fuck knid of sport is this shit!!!" it looks like 100 guys who really need to piss walking as fast as they can to the nearest toilet. Who the fuck walks like that, no one thats who, if I had my way it would be taken off the olympic roster. Thats not a sport!

Fast Walking my arse!!!!! They can walk strait over a cliff, that would be more interesting.
 
Usain Bolt, breaks world record to win the 100m final, with a time of 9.68 seconds.


And he won it with at least 3 meters between him and the second guy. He was so comfortable when he did it, he started celebrating with about 10m to go.
 
OK, so im watching the mens walk at 3 am this morning and this thought hits me "what the fuck knid of sport is this shit!!!" it looks like 100 guys who really need to piss walking as fast as they can to the nearest toilet. Who the fuck walks like that, no one thats who, if I had my way it would be taken off the olympic roster. Thats not a sport!

Fast Walking my arse!!!!! They can walk strait over a cliff, that would be more interesting.

I've always found the walking race amusing. It kind of looks like nobody really wants to win, but, if you think about it, it's not that they don't wanna win, but they can't win because speeding up their current pace would break the rules of the event. Sort of defeats the point of a competition if you ask me. :rolleyes:
 
I've always found the walking race amusing. It kind of looks like nobody really wants to win, but, if you think about it, it's not that they don't wanna win, but they can't win because speeding up their current pace would break the rules of the event. Sort of defeats the point of a competition if you ask me. :rolleyes:

It still looks like there holding in their piss, and for it to be an olympic event it has to be one of the worst events.
 
It still looks like there holding in their piss, and for it to be an olympic event it has to be one of the worst events.

Agreed. :glugglug:

Also, did you notice how it looks as if their legs are wobbling from side-to-side? That looks gnarly! :eek:
 
SuperBolt made it! I have calculated his velocity which is 37.151 km/h! Wonderful! Bolt will win the 200 m race too. Sorry for Tyson Gay!

In 50 years, genetically reengineered athletes will run 100 m in 8 or less seconds. :D WADA better bans genetic reengineering before it happens :D

I have seen that mankind is about to complete another stage of evolution. World Records were developed so dramatical.
 
Agreed. :glugglug:

Also, did you notice how it looks as if their legs are wobbling from side-to-side? That looks gnarly! :eek:

Yeah and that strange upper body movement, kind of reminds me of the way that gymnasts run but extremly slowed down.

Gymnasts also have a very strange run.
 
That's because they're basically Oompa Loompas in leotards. ;)

Yeah, with the flappy arms and legs to wide apart to run properly it always look like there going to fall over or smash through a wall "Hulk" style. Makes me laugh.


-Hulk Smash!!!

-No, Hulk dont smash, run down there and do a backside double pike.

-AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

(applause)
 
100m dash was insane, Lightning Bolt, baby! :nanner:

it looked like he could have mark 9,62...what ev, next time. :1orglaugh


now I'm not sure about the 200 m record...

19,32 was legendary, man, but Bolt is insanely fast, go for it. maybe 19,22 or sumthin
 
i am watching it over and over and all i see is kavitch's (spelling?) finger tips on the wall then phelps hands on the wall.

If you look really close it does appear under water he may have beat Phelps, but if you really look again it can appear Phelps is the one who hits it first. I wonder what would have happend if they would have both hit it at the same time. Tie for the gold? That would have been cool. But it's cool to have witnessed history with Phelps though. :thumbsup:

OK, so im watching the mens walk at 3 am this morning and this thought hits me "what the fuck knid of sport is this shit!!!" it looks like 100 guys who really need to piss walking as fast as they can to the nearest toilet. Who the fuck walks like that, no one thats who, if I had my way it would be taken off the olympic roster. Thats not a sport!

Fast Walking my arse!!!!! They can walk strait over a cliff, that would be more interesting.

:sleep: Dumbest shit I ever saw. Might as well have chess in the Olympics too. Like I said, some "sports" just don't seem to belong in the games.
 
ok.. dont Shawn Johnson and nastia lukin still have some events left?? To me the only thing I have enjoyed watching is gymnastics.. the girls are just too hot.
 
SuperBolt made it! I have calculated his velocity which is 37.151 km/h! Wonderful! Bolt will win the 200 m race too. Sorry for Tyson Gay!

In 50 years, genetically reengineered athletes will run 100 m in 8 or less seconds. :D WADA better bans genetic reengineering before it happens :D

I have seen that mankind is about to complete another stage of evolution. World Records were developed so dramatical.

When he runs it doesn’t even look like his legs are moving as fast as the others. He just one of those rare people that can keep a lot of speed despite his height. Each step of his just propels him though a lot of space.
 

StormRuller

Nikki Benz: Simply the best #1!!
damn Argentinian referee... this guy sucks... he already robber my team Santos in the Libertadores Cup this year... and now Italy..... also Argentina beat Netherlands... now I'm NIGERIA!!!
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
ok.. dont shawn johnson and nastia lukin still have some events left?? To me the only thing I have enjoyed watching is gymnastics.. the girls are just too hot.

Yeah they're on tonight. They have the events finals. Shawn's best event is the floor excercise and Nastia's best is the balance beam.
 
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