Spinoff: Famous Douchebag Convention.

[Ace Bandage]

C. Tim fuckin' Tebow. I would whoop the shit out of that god-loving sumbitch. He's big, so I'll bring a boat oar to beat him with. Christ, I hate that guy. After viewing his Super Bowl commercial, I wish his mother had gone through with the abortion...

Honorable mention: Kanye West, Ashton Kutcher, John Mayer, John Edwards, and Dr. Phil.

 

[Lust]

C. Tim fuckin' Tebow. I would whoop the shit out of that god-loving sumbitch. He's big, so I'll bring a boat oar to beat him with. Christ, I hate that guy. After his Super Bowl commercial, I wish his mother had gone through with the abortion...

just come out and say it, do you like Tebow or not??? you know how i can't read between the lines, why must you tease me so????

god i hope the colts don't draft him, i dont want to hear your screams all the way over here in the bay area! :eek:

actually i read he didnt really impress the scouts so doubtful he'll be in a colt uni but life is stranger than fishin....wait is that right?

 

[Icewater Jones]

C. Tim fuckin' Tebow. I would whoop the shit out of that god-loving sumbitch. He's big, so I'll bring a boat oar to beat him with. Christ, I hate that guy. After viewing his Super Bowl commercial, I wish his mother had gone through with the abortion...

Honorable mention: Kanye West, Ashton Kutcher, John Mayer, John Edwards, and Dr. Phil.

Okay so I gotta know... Why so much hate??? Where's the douche-like activity exhibited??? Ryan Leaf, I understand... but Tim Tebow??? Don't know too much about the guy beyond the field...

 

[gunslingingbird]

Nick Saban. After watching the guy who would've been our quarterback if it hadn't been for Saban win the Super Bowl I have a renewed hatred for him. Here's to the Crimson Tide going 0-12 next year! :glugglug:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Okay so I gotta know... Why so much hate??? Where's the douche-like activity exhibited??? Ryan Leaf, I understand... but Tim Tebow??? Don't know too much about the guy beyond the field...

Why is Tebow a douchebag? Seriously? How much time do you have? I can only post five links, so I'll make the best of 'em.
- Exhibit A: He wears Crcos and does the Heisman pose with a baby. :wtf:
- Exhibit B: He's a virgin. Yep, that's right. Even those he's been spotted with sexy bitches like this one and this one, he's getting as much play from them as I am. Little Timmy is saving himself for marriage. For fuck's sake son, you need some pussy!
- Exhibit C: He wears really well-known biblical verses in his eye black. He also mentions God every fucking chance he gets. Give it a rest!
- Exhibit D: He cries like a bitch when he loses! Suck it up, you pansy ass. You lost. There's no crying in football!


So there you have it: unequivocal proof that Tim Tebow is a doucheag. Thank your for your time. Enjoy the scallops and please tip your waiters... :hatsoff:

 

[316sherm]

There is already a douchebag convention. We call it the Republican National Convention. :tongue:

:rofl2:

 

[Icewater Jones]

I would love to also slap every one of the douchebags featured in the new 'Do you love your beer this much?' Miller Lite commercials.

 

[fingers_bob]

That's about right. They don't believe in anything so what the hell do they have to talk about?