Spinoff: Famous Douchebag Convention.

[Icewater Jones]

As a spinoff thread to my idea posed in the 'John Mayer/Jessica Simpson napalm' thread, if there were a famous douchebag convention...

A: Who would be on the guest list?

B: Whose hand would you shake?

C: Who would you go out of your way to slap the absolute shit out of?

 

[feller469]

C- Perez Hilton. The fact that guy is "somebody" epitomizes much of what is wrong with people today

 

[drf]

C. The entire "cast" of Jersey Shore.

 

[GregCentauro]

A - me
B - nobody
C - everybody

 

[BlueBalls]

A: Who would be on the guest list?

I don't care.

B: Whose hand would you shake?

Why am I even here in the first place?

C: Who would you go out of your way to slap the absolute shit out of?

Again I ask why am I - the only non-douche on this entire forum - even at such an event?

Are you insinuating that I am in some way a 'major douchebag'?

How very dare you!?

By skipping down this particular path you are now entering a realm in which very few have ever returned my dear fellow. My cave is long and deep and it will be filled some way or another. And I for one know you don't want that, now do you? Of course you don't. So what I would suggest you do fine sir, is that you pull 'em up, zip it and back away!

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

:rofl: love this thread, howz about my step-father, he'd be the host of the convention

 

[Icewater Jones]

Are you insinuating that I am in some way a 'major douchebag'?

How very dare you!?

By skipping down this particular path you are now entering a realm in which very few have ever returned my dear fellow. My cave is long and deep and it will be filled some way or another. And I for one know you don't want that, now do you? Of course you don't. So what I would suggest you do fine sir, is that you pull 'em up, zip it and back away!

Think of this as the Comicon for douchebags. The perfect way to meet, greet, and slap celebrity douchebags.

BTW: The question is not what I'm insinuating, but more what you're implying. Show up to the convention or not, but you don't have to be a douchebag to attend the festivities.

 

[Icewater Jones]

:rofl: love this thread, howz about my step-father, he'd be the host of the convention

There will be a spot for non-celeb major douchebags: Bitter stepfathers, past-glory high school jocks, asshole cops and off-duty firefighters, psuedo-trendsetting daddy's boys, etc...

Our esteemed panel of judges (which include you) will put together our guest list, nominees, and award winners. We will monitor the event from an upscale high-rise penthouse viewing room, miles away from the actual event, for it will be held on an undisclosed nuclear test site.

The night ends with quite the bang.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

There will be a spot for non-celeb major douchebags: Bitter stepfathers, past-glory high school jocks, asshole cops and off-duty firefighters, psuedo-trendsetting daddy's boys, etc...

Our esteemed panel of judges (which include you) will put together our guest list, nominees, and award winners. We will monitor the event from an upscale high-rise penthouse viewing room, miles away from the actual event, for it will be held on an undisclosed nuclear test site.

The night ends with quite the bang.

ah can't wait! :jump:

 

[BlueBalls]

Think of this as the Comicon for douchebags. The perfect way to meet, greet, and slap celebrity douchebags.

BTW: The question is not what I'm insinuating, but more what you're implying. Show up to the convention or not, but you don't have to be a douchebag to attend the festivities.

So you're saying I'm not on the guest list?

How very dare you!?

 

[Icewater Jones]

My guest list nominees include:

John Mayer
Terrell Owens
Dane Cook
P. Diddy
The male cast of Jersey Shore
Sean Avery
Ray-J
Kanye West
Nick Cannon
Andy Roddick
Kobe Bryant
John Stamos

 

[titsrock]

Dick Cheney is the Grand Wizard of this thread. John Edwards is his First Lt.
Anyone who currently gets paid by Rupert Murdoch.

 

[StanScratch]

Cheney and Edwards were my first two choices, as well, titsrock.
Then we have Barry Bonds, Roger Clemons, Pete Rose and the Afflack duck.

 

[titsrock]

Anyone who owns a snuggie gets an invite to this convention. And there's a new product I just heard about--something about sending someone a "hug" which made the Snuggie look *normal* :eek: Can't find the product--the Hug something....

 

[Icewater Jones]

Cheney and Edwards were my first two choices, as well, titsrock.
Then we have Barry Bonds, Roger Clemons, Pete Rose and the Afflack duck.

I personally think that the Geico stack of dollar bills with eyeballs is a way greater douche than the duck.

 

[Icewater Jones]

Anyone who owns a snuggie gets an invite to this convention. And there's a new product I just heard about--something about sending someone a "hug" which made the Snuggie look *normal* :eek: Can't find the product--the Hug something....

I would love to slap the inventor of 'Booty Pop' padded panties... real talk.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

There is already a douchebag convention. We call it the Republican National Convention. :tongue:

 

[No_Man]

Kevin Federline, Levi Johnston, Spencer Pratt, and every other talentless schmuck who's tried to get 15 minutes of fame by banging someone halfway famous.

 

[Lust]

Marshawn Lynch i would call him retarded but i've learned today that this is the new "r-word". so douche actually works better here.



oh and look at all the douchebags that responded to this thread but didnt respond to my douchebag thread last month! .......oh yeah, i went there, dont act like you didnt read me. i had the world champion douchebag thread. dont even pretend that isnt a legitimate claim, cos you know it is. bail and somed banned members need not worry, i remember they posted in my legitimately titled word champion douchebag thread. :tongue:

ahem....i'd also like to nominate myself. but mostly Marshawn.


the forgotten thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=369563

 

[biomech]

John Mayer, Perez Hilton, Chad Johnson( I refuse to call him Ochocinco), Scott Boras, GW Bush, Dane Cook, and Spencer Pratt.
I would love to smack the shit out of John Mayer King of the Douchebags.