Someone is going to shoot you - you have 2 choices

[himperv203]

I d rather die than to take shit

 

[Baill Inneraora]

“give me liberty or give me death!...............minus the shit.”

-Patrick Henry (paraphrased)

 

[ThatRedWing]

The fucker better hope he kills me. Because if he just wings me he's in a world of hurt.

 

[krzfter]

Why don't you try to fight back first before considering those choice. You know you will have to deal with choice all your live right? Knowing that you have ate shit or suck a dick.

 

[sydneesteele_fan]

put up a fight and die tyring...

 

[lovecock]

okay i move the posts a little for you. would you accept a fart in the face instead of eating poop?

 

[mastagambit]

wtf?
this guy AGAIN???:rofl:

 

[busenbust]

It's a crazy thread. :rofl:

 

[panther]

Take one for the company.

 

[XoGisele]

Whose cock will I be sucking?

Whose shit will I be eating?

lol same thing i was wondering...

of course id rather suck cock but thats cause iam a girl and kinda likes it hehehe :nanner:

 

[shrinkle-dinkle]

1) Death. 2) Suck cock. 3) Eat shit.

Am I misreading this? Surely it's 3 choices.

Errrrrrmmmm......I'd open box number 2 - I may be too old to live, but I'm too young to die.

I really would - and I'm a straight guy! I may get very sick afterwards - but I'd LIVE.....and I'd have the opportunity to plot some weird twisted revenge.....hee hee hee. I know you have to sleep. I have insmonia. And a glue gun. And a ready supply of cockroaches. And a mean streak.

 

[Philbert]

Pull my own piece and put one between his eyes. :dunno:
Better then sucking a cock.

:rofl::thumbsup:

 

[afkallthetiem]

i would basically do what bruce willis did in pulp fiction

 

[sukurbigones]

Suck his cock.

 

[sproing99]

I just think that the "I'd rather die than suck cock" crowd doth protest too much.

 

[Philbert]

I just think that the "I'd rather die than suck cock" crowd doth protest too much.

I think the "just suck cock?" or "just eat shit?" crowd doesn't seem to have a problem with either choice...way too familiar with those activities, methinks.
Maybe someone here has had a firearm or 2 pointed in their direction...did you immediately begin pleading for your life, between the tears and begging?
That wasn't my reaction...it has always been a careful balance between "gotta go easy here and see what happens next" and a definite "fuck you asshole" kinda attitude.
I recognize fellow "fuck you asshole" types here and there, and they know what I mean.

The rest of you enjoy the shit covered cock, I'm sure lovecock is having seconds.
Maybe he'll share...

 

[sporty_carr]

They'd probably shoot you anyway...so neither.

 

[JustAGuy85]

Noone wants to actually answer the question...

You eat the shit.

If you eat the shit, the taste will eventually leave your mouth...

once you suck that cock, you'll never get that taste out of your mouth...

 

[copeo]

"...I even sucked an old mans cock... so what? SO WHAT???" (Metallica; Garage Inc. Disc 2)

 

[Ulysses31]

I'll grab the gun and shoot myself thanks