Someone is going to shoot you - you have 2 choices

[himperv203]

I d rather die than to take ****

 

[Baill Inneraora]

“give me liberty or give me death!...............minus the ****.”

-Patrick Henry (paraphrased)

 

[ThatRedWing]

The fucker better hope he ***** me. Because if he just wings me he's in a world of hurt.

 

[krzfter]

Why don't you try to fight back first before considering those choice. You know you will have to deal with choice all your live right? Knowing that you have ate **** or suck a dick.

 

[sydneesteele_fan]

put up a fight and die tyring...

 

[lovecock]

okay i move the posts a little for you. would you accept a fart in the face instead of eating ****?

 

[mastagambit]

wtf?
this guy AGAIN???:rofl:

 

[busenbust]

It's a crazy thread. :rofl:

 

[panther]

Take one for the company.

 

[XoGisele]

Whose cock will I be sucking?

Whose **** will I be eating?

lol same thing i was wondering...

of course id rather suck cock but thats cause iam a girl and kinda likes it hehehe :nanner:

 

[shrinkle-dinkle]

1) Death. 2) Suck cock. 3) Eat ****.

Am I misreading this? Surely it's 3 choices.

Errrrrrmmmm......I'd open box number 2 - I may be too old to live, but I'm too young to die.

I really would - and I'm a straight guy! I may get very sick afterwards - but I'd LIVE.....and I'd have the opportunity to plot some weird twisted revenge.....hee hee hee. I know you have to *****. I have insmonia. And a glue ***. And a ready supply of cockroaches. And a mean streak.

 

[Philbert]

Pull my own piece and put one between his eyes. :dunno:
Better then sucking a cock.

:rofl::thumbsup:

 

[afkallthetiem]

i would basically do what bruce willis did in pulp fiction

 

[sukurbigones]

Suck his cock.

 

[sproing99]

I just think that the "I'd rather die than suck cock" crowd doth protest too much.

 

[Philbert]

I just think that the "I'd rather die than suck cock" crowd doth protest too much.

I think the "just suck cock?" or "just eat ****?" crowd doesn't seem to have a problem with either choice...way too familiar with those activities, methinks.
Maybe someone here has had a firearm or 2 pointed in their direction...did you immediately begin pleading for your life, between the tears and begging?
That wasn't my reaction...it has always been a careful balance between "gotta go easy here and see what happens next" and a definite "fuck you asshole" kinda attitude.
I recognize fellow "fuck you asshole" types here and there, and they know what I mean.

The rest of you enjoy the **** covered cock, I'm sure lovecock is having seconds.
Maybe he'll share...

 

[sporty_carr]

They'd probably shoot you anyway...so neither.

 

[JustAGuy85]

Noone wants to actually answer the question...

You eat the ****.

If you eat the ****, the taste will eventually leave your mouth...

once you suck that cock, you'll never get that taste out of your mouth...

 

[copeo]

"...I even sucked an old mans cock... so what? SO WHAT???" (Metallica; Garage Inc. Disc 2)

 

[Ulysses31]

I'll grab the *** and shoot myself thanks