Some men are such jerk offs!

yeah i know i'm pretty much amazing, you don't have to tell me. that is what you're getting at isn't it? just kidding of course, but really, i am amazing, want a hug? :dunno:
 
Some guys are jerk offs because the women they are with will put up with it.

Good luck with finding a good guy and remember that I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet - just ask me.
 
I was once a jerk off, but somehow Scientiology tried to save me but that didn't work, so there are times that I am a part time jerk off.
 
Who are the jerk ons?
 
You're welcome to vent, but remember that there are jerk offs here.

And technically, should it be jerks off? Ah, well. Who cares?

Anyone you'd like me to take care of for you, JAG?
 
Women = Controlling
Police = Controlling
Women = Police

At least cops don't restrict me when I play call of duty after sex. I need a 3.00 k/d ratio or no one will ever love me!!! Sigh - women will never understand.
 
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