So you win the $500 million Mega Millions jackpot, what do you do?

[VampDude]

What everyone neglects to acknowledge is the fact that about 60% of that money will be stolen by the I.R.S. On that happy note, carry on.

I actually think that if you give it "all" to charity, it's non-taxable...

So on that note, purchase an animal shelter and donate all the money to yourself. Then not only are you spending less than the 60% to help animals, you'd still have a large sum amount.

 

[Hondarobot]

What? It's only 200 million after taxes? What kind of a rip job is that?

I couldn't even afford gas and ammunition in this scenario. Well, maybe, but the staff will be eating box lunches.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I would donate at least $100 million to Obama's Super PAC and the DNC. The Democrats would win like the next two elections

 

[Supafly]

Even if 'only' 200 million dollars are the actual win, that would not make me mad for long

I'd get my teeth fixed, a big house, as high-tech as Bill Gates I think, next to a lake, so I could row and fish.

My family would get a million each, mum gets two due to all the trouble I made

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I would donate at least $100 million to Obama's Super PAC and the DNC. The Democrats would win like the next two elections

So they could just take more from you and put it into unsuccessful, wasteful programs that are bureaucratic bullshit and pork. :1orglaugh
Why not just donate to charities you believe in that actually have a track record of positive results?

 

[Straight Shooter]

So they could just take more from you and put it into unsuccessful, wasteful programs that are bureaucratic bullshit and pork. :1orglaugh
Why not just donate to charities you believe in that actually have a track record of positive results?

The money I donate to the Super PAC wouldn't go to any programs it would fund their election campaign. The more money you have the better chance you have of being elected. Just ask Newt Gingrich :1orglaugh

 

[LukeEl]

Become Bruce Wayne, have a replica of Arkham Asylum built for me to live in complete with my own super criminals.

 

[Ari Dee]

After the typical stuff of helping my family, paying off debts, buying a house, etc..

I would buy a vacation mansion specifically for cam girls & g/g porn stars. Then we'd all have a space to shoot content, cam together, and escape the "real" world!
Then Evelyn Cates & Lita Lenee could come vacation with me all the time & get nekkid.

We've all stayed in a mini-mansion on Lake Washington before, and it was SO much fun, that it would be awesome to own a space just for sexy get togethers!

I'd probably also start a gay/ straight LGBTQ alliance for local youth.

 

[joilover]

After the typical stuff of helping my family, paying off debts, buying a house, etc..

I would buy a vacation mansion specifically for cam girls & g/g porn stars. Then we'd all have a space to shoot content, cam together, and escape the "real" world!
Then Evelyn Cates & Lita Lenee could come vacation with me all the time & get nekkid.

We've all stayed in a mini-mansion on Lake Washington before, and it was SO much fun, that it would be awesome to own a space just for sexy get togethers!

I'd probably also start a gay/ straight LGBTQ alliance for local youth.

I would like to apply for a job at this mansion. Perhaps as a fluffer or lube boy.

 

[Ravenholm]

Bribe Petra to show us her boobs of course!.

*Imitates Jerry McGuire*

SHOW ME THE BOOBIES! SHOW ME THE BOOBIES!

 

[Ari Dee]

I would like to apply for a job at this mansion. Perhaps as a fluffer or lube boy.

The only peens allowed would be attached to talented photographers

 

[joilover]

The only peens allowed would be attached to talented photographers

Fine. Then I would like to present to you what I would do with the 500 Mil.


I would buy a vacation mansion specifically for cam girls & g/g porn stars. Then we'd all have a space to shoot content, bang, and escape the "real" world!
Then Evelyn Cates & Lita Lenee could come vacation with me all the time & get nekkid. It would be awesome to own a space just for sexy get togethers! Ari Dee is not allowed at the mansion.

I'd probably also start a band with chimpanzees.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I'd build my dream home in the country. I'd buy each of my immediate family members a home. Then I'd spend the rest of my life travelling, and visiting various orphanages all over the world to volunteer and help them out financially. Send impoverished children to school, make sure they have opportunity.

 

[Will E Worm]

New cars for my family and friends. Debts settled for those I care about. Donations to my Masonic lodge and shrine to be given to worthy causes. Buy my local union a building so we no longer have to share a building with the merchant marines (because I would not stop working just because I was rich). Go watch a Dolphins home game. Put the rest in the bank.

Masonic lodge!?

 

[Ari Dee]

Fine. Then I would like to present to you what I would do with the 500 Mil.


I would buy a vacation mansion specifically for cam girls & g/g porn stars. Then we'd all have a space to shoot content, bang, and escape the "real" world!
Then Evelyn Cates & Lita Lenee could come vacation with me all the time & get nekkid. It would be awesome to own a space just for sexy get togethers! Ari Dee is not allowed at the mansion.

I'd probably also start a band with chimpanzees.

Good luck getting them to show up to "bang".

 

[joilover]

Good luck getting them to show up to "bang".

Thank you. I mean, I will have just won 500 million dollars, but I guess a little luck wouldn't hurt.

 

[Ari Dee]

Thank you. I mean, I will have just won 500 million dollars, but I guess a little luck wouldn't hurt.

Believe it or not, plenty of women can't be bought
Plus the fact that neither of them do porn haha

 

[Will E Worm]

Mega Millions jackpot hits record $500 million!!!! Thread

 

[BigSwede]

That's enough to invest in all kinds of goofy ideas and it's still enough to create a good life for myself and my family and there is still enough to give a crapload of money to charity.

 

[Xombie3000]

Said it before and I'll say it again...

The first thing I'd do would be to change my name and a buy a castle and put a moat around it so no one would ever bother me