Kingfisher
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So you enjoy cramming your own hand into your shit as you wipe? That's cool I guess.
Single Ply Toilet Paper vs. Two Ply
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So you enjoy cramming your own hand into your shit as you wipe? That's cool I guess.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Actually .. ever seen 2 girls, 1 cup ...? No disposable sanitary pad wipes or whatever you use there ...
I never knew about the existence of single ply paper until we recently had to buy some in desperation, I used to think all toilet rolls were the same but I was wrong. Don't let too much paper clog up the toilet, flush after every few sheets so there isn't much build up but never lower yourself to use single ply again. Double/Triple it up until you get rid of what's left.
With single, you just end up using twice as much, so why not just use double? :dunno:
Shifty
O.G.
Why don't you invest in a bidet Alex?
Think of it ... no more money wasted on toilet paper and it doubles as a drinking fountain! :thumbsup:
Here's a description from wikipedia. I've highlighted some key words and pertinent phrases for you.
Bidet is a French word for pony (and in Old French, bidet meant to trot). This etymology comes from the notion that one rides a bidet much like a pony is ridden. In addition, the Bidet is also referred to as the "garden hose" because one may wash their inner anus similar to a farmer watering his plants in the garden.
Bidets are primarily used to wash and clean the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus. They may also be used to clean any other part of the body; they are very convenient for cleaning the feet, for example. Despite appearing similar to a toilet, it would be more accurate to compare it to the washbasin or bathtub. Bidets once served as a practical way for couples to prepare themselves before sex, as well as to rinse themselves afterward.
It is generally understood that the user should sit on a bidet facing the tap and nozzle for washing the genitalia, and should sit with back to the tap and wall when washing the anus and buttocks. For a thorough cleaning, the user should use a hand to scrub the area with soap after wetting, then rinse. A dedicated towel or wipe is often available for drying.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
Think of it ... no more money wasted on toilet paper and it doubles as a drinking fountain! :thumbsup:
Here's a description from wikipedia. I've highlighted some key words and pertinent phrases for you.
Bidet is a French word for pony (and in Old French, bidet meant to trot). This etymology comes from the notion that one rides a bidet much like a pony is ridden. In addition, the Bidet is also referred to as the "garden hose" because one may wash their inner anus similar to a farmer watering his plants in the garden.
Bidets are primarily used to wash and clean the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus. They may also be used to clean any other part of the body; they are very convenient for cleaning the feet, for example. Despite appearing similar to a toilet, it would be more accurate to compare it to the washbasin or bathtub. Bidets once served as a practical way for couples to prepare themselves before sex, as well as to rinse themselves afterward.
It is generally understood that the user should sit on a bidet facing the tap and nozzle for washing the genitalia, and should sit with back to the tap and wall when washing the anus and buttocks. For a thorough cleaning, the user should use a hand to scrub the area with soap after wetting, then rinse. A dedicated towel or wipe is often available for drying.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Took a dump today and my finger broke thru the toilet paper again....AND it was 2 ply!
It was a shitty situation but I HANDLED it well....
Poor Corky. Maybe you should consider diapers.
A bidet is good advice, and they're easy to install.
And, it would help with that crotch bouquet you're generally sporting...
And, it would help with that crotch bouquet you're generally sporting...
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Poor Corky. Maybe you should consider diapers.
How bout I shit in your "Imaginary" kitty litter box since you are an "Imaginary" cat....you fookin' Mook!
Bidets are the shit (no pun intended!). My late grandmother had one in her house. I always wondered what the hell that thing was.
double is the way to go
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
How bout I shit in your "Imaginary" kitty litter box since you are an "Imaginary" cat....you fookin' Mook!
Awww. Mr. Poopy Fingers is all gwumpy! :1orglaugh
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