Single Ply Toilet Paper vs. Two Ply

[MissHybrid]

Here at ToC's country castle (you're not the only one with an estate, Miss Hybrid!!)

I know, have stayed there and I used Charmin, with Cotonelle, loads of it.

Miss Euro Slut

Ps, the under side of your toilet seat was disgusting, it took my maid hours to clean it.

 

[MissHybrid]

screw single ply, thats for suckers.

I love SinglePlySuckers.com I will register that one now!

And that was your first post!

Miss ET

 

[MissHybrid]

Doesn't everyone use three shells?

Or someone elses knickers an hide them back in her draw.

 

[Facetious]

But . . but, what about the cat?
This is funkin priceless....

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I know, have stayed there and I used Charmin, with Cotonelle, loads of it.

Miss Euro Slut

Ps, the under side of your toilet seat was disgusting, it took my maid hours to clean it.

It took her hours because I found her on her knees with her latex maids dress hitched all the waaay up, and, oh well ...... the it took hours to clean her up to.

You should see what I'm leaving in your mansion's hallway water closet next time I pass by ....

 

[MissHybrid]

It took her hours because I found her on her knees with her latex maids dress hitched all the waaay up, and, oh well ...... the it took hours to clean her up to.

You should see what I'm leaving in your mansion's hallway water closet next time I pass by ....

Well that explains the stains on the latex, come to think of it ( which I will be doing later ), it also explains the bite marks in the seat. It looked like the side of a Cornish pastie.

Miss Hopes its not 3 ply of knickers

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Yea, sorry about the stains. I was gonna have her lick the whole thing clean, but apparently she was needed elsewhere for further violation.

Miss can hope all she wants. Miss will get what she's given .... just like the maid.

 

[xfire]

Single Ply= FIYA toilet paper: Finger In Your Ass.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Single Ply= FIYA toilet paper: Finger In Your Ass.

I think a lot of people here have bad technique. I use single ply a lot (see earlier post) and i don't end up with a fudgesicle for a finger

 

[vodkazvictim]

I think a lot of people here have bad technique. I use single ply a lot (see earlier post) and i don't end up with a fudgesicle for a finger

I love FIYA

 

[Shifty]

Man, the dude loves to poop!

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Quit complaining, in Russia toilet paper has the same consistency as ice cream cones.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The worst is the stuff you get in English institutions - military bases, schools, jails - for a start it has the consistency and stiffness of plastic, secondly it is shiny - waxed - so it simply smears the poo everywhere. You'd be better off with a plasterer's trowel ..... Miss Hybrid knows exactly the loo roll I am talking about!

 

[John_8581]

I personally like to use this!!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I personally like to use this!!

Or like this?




I love the salt 'N' vinegar ending!

 

[E-Ann-Hilden]

Single Ply= FIYA toilet paper: Finger In Your Ass.

:dito:

 

[Kingfisher]

Flushable Wet Wipes FTW!!!! Paper is for chumps.

 

[Kingfisher]

opps

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Flushable Wet Wipes FTW!!!! Paper is for chumps.

Gayer than a George Michael cabaret tribute performers' convention in San Francisco held in Big Gay Bob's Big Gay House of Gay

 

[Vosslier]

Doesn't everyone use three shells?

Yea really...