Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

Hmmmm .. I had around a half-dozen I was looking at .. but figured this one worked on multiple levels, so..

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Below is my ranking of the women from Pornfan99's meme in order I would like to have sexual intercourse with them and sit across from at a table and we throw lit matches at each other.

1. Scarlett Johansson
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5. Elizabeth Olsen
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I have Monday off and they are predicting the significant possibility of severe weather. This has caused me to alter my plans with a sex worker. I am annoyed at the weather.

Can you imagine a cheery blonde weather lady reading that post on the news?

"Okay here we a mess age from The Yak and he's had to change plans because of the weather ...Ooohhh" she pouts sweetly "sorry about that but it's best to be safe. Someone could get hurt or ****** and up in Hell where they belong."
 
I am also addicted to recreational chemicals. Those people would have a lot to say about my life.

Even posting here itself would be a big deal for some people. Even the ones who wouldn't mind the pornography per se would very likely see these posts as a significant sign of psychological ailment.
 
The forum was down (for me at least) for much of the day and it made me think about what life will be like when this place no longer exists. It will be an adjustment.
 
If my account becomes famous and it is necessary that the media portray me in a negative light, I think I have made that pretty easy for them.
 
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That takes me back. I was the red one during the one Halloween I spent in Little Rock, Arkansas.
 
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That takes me back. I was the red one during the one Halloween I spent in Little Rock, Arkansas.
I had the electronic version of the Dragon Dagger that the Green Ranger used to summon the Dragonzord by playing a tune.

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Yikes! It looks like that car was at the Stop sign, waiting for traffic to pass. And, the plow came up behind him. Down a hill, and likely couldn't stop - between the weight ot the truck, and he was also likely loaded up with TONS of salt / sand..

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Ha, ha. I remember growing up, my bike tire was low. Threw it in the car, and my d@d headed to a local service station. He topped off his gas tank, and I hit the air pump. Some nice car must have driven by, and I was distracted. Well .. it takes VERY LITTLE air to fill up a bike tire.. And, it happens quickly with a commercial air pump. You can guess what happened next. BOOM!! I over-inflated it / the bladder expl0ded!

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Ha, ha. I remember growing up, my bike tire was low. Threw it in the car, and my d@d headed to a local service station. He topped off his gas tank, and I hit the air pump. Some nice car must have driven by, and I was distracted. Well .. it takes VERY LITTLE air to fill up a bike tire.. And, it happens quickly with a commercial air pump. You can guess what happened next. BOOM!! I over-inflated it / the bladder expl0ded!

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Have you ever been in the proximity of a 24" commercial truck tire pop off like that? Man does it scare the hell out of you.
 
I don't know about "Vegan" logic .. but, the Earthy-crunchy, granola-heads - sure! FWIW - I've seen at least *two* YT videos regarding this. One guy pulled up to a commercial lot of ~ 12 EVs. At the end of the lot was a portable, 18-wheel trailder style diesel generator.. Which was the power source for the EVs that were charging!

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Anchor on the evening news: Christmas came early this year for some first graders in Burlington and I came on my wife's face recently.

I bet more people would watch.
 
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