shoving things in ass

[Rick2000]

Is it weird for a straight guy to do this?

I started a few years ago with small things to use during masturbation, like a finger, pen, or toothbrush. Lately, I've been using a plunger. I attach it to my wall, rub a lot of lube on the end, and slowly ease it into my asshole. Then I'll move it back and forth with varying speed until I'm ready to cum, at which point I'll slowly slide myself off it. I swear the whole time it feels so fucking good to stroke my cock, play with my balls, and have my asshole fucked by this huge object all at the same time. Every orgasm I have using this method makes me feel like I'm going to ********. Cleanup isn't very fun though.

 

[Mr_V3NOM]

thats like extreme masturbating. but at least ur having fun so =P

 

[Gordar]

It's said the male g-spot is located in the ass... Never tried it, so I can't confirm it.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Do you ever walk into a thread, read the first couple of sentences, and then frantically search for the exit? Yeah, that happens to me all the time around here...

 

[BlueBalls]

I find hamsters work best, just make sure you clip their claws off otherwise you're going to tear your rectum up pretty bad. And all that's going to happen before you have to worry about getting the dead ****** out . . . . but it's one hell of a wank though.

Anyway, if you like it. Good for you :hatsoff:

 

[-SpK-]

Do you ever walk into a thread, read the first couple of sentences, and then frantically search for the exit? Yeah, that happens to me all the time around here...

This happens to me frequently since a few weeks (months? :dunno ...

 

[tunsty]

I notice under Rick2000's name, the tag says 'I should post more'..




Just goes to show how wrong those tags can be.:yesyes:

 

[Boothbabe]

I attach it to my wall, rub a lot of lube on the end, and slowly ease it into my asshole. Then I'll move it back and forth

OK, so let me get this right. You attach the plunger to the wall. The wall is a part of your house and you move the plunger back and forth. So your moving the plunger with the entire house attached to it back and forth while your standing in your house....

 

[tunsty]

OK, so let me get this right. You attach the plunger to the wall. The wall is a part of your house and you move the plunger back and forth. So your moving the plunger with the entire house attached to it back and forth while your standing in your house....

Yeah, but it's DOUBLE BONUS time, when there's an earthquake..:thumbsup:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hahaha... :thumbsup:

Well, if thats still straight? Sounds like youre at least a little bi-curious, Id say.

But who cares? You dont hurt anyone with what you do so...You having fun is all what counts in that case!

I never tried anything like that. But I like to meter my temperature in my butt when feeling like maybe having a fever. :o

And when I was a *** I shoved my finger in there every now and then while masturbating or showering. Yeah I was a *** and wanted to try many things.
Actually I dont know what it feels like anymore.

Maybe Ill try something like that again sometime...At least something a little bigger than a finger. I dont even need to try smaller things,
because I know I wont feel anything anyway! Happens with BlueBalls cock all the time! I feel nothing!

 

[BlueBalls]

Happens with BlueBalls cock all the time!

Ahem . . . sweety

I thought we agreed we wouldn't share our bedroom issues with the rest of the board. :dunno:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Ahem . . . sweety

I thought we agreed we wouldn't share our bedroom issues with the rest of the board. :dunno:

Well, actually youre right!


BUT may I remind you of the hairy balls thing?! That wasnt nice, too!

 

[BlueBalls]

Well, actually youre right!


BUT may I remind you of the hairy balls thing?! That wasnt nice, too!

Ugh! :crash:

Maybe I'll just move to the Philippines hook up with a nice ladyboy, make house for about 7 years. Then I'll obviously get bored so I'll come back and live in Nottingham forest, robbing the rich so that I have enough to buy a new house.

And then one day I'll be found dead after being ****** by a mysterious German lad who strug me up by my testicles and left me there to starve........



None of this dying in battle crap, that's a fucking heroes death!!!!

 

[rabid_2250]

Ugh! :crash:

Maybe I'll just move to the Philippines hook up with a nice ladyboy, make house for about 7 years. Then I'll obviously get bored so I'll come back and live in Nottingham forest, robbing the rich so that I have enough to buy a new house.

And then one day I'll be found dead after being ****** by a mysterious German lad who strug me up by my testicles and left me there to starve........



None of this dying in battle crap, that's a fucking heroes death!!!!

Well it's good to have a long term plan... and you seem to have all bases covered, money, intrigue, and transgender erotica... you'll die a happy man. :thumbsup:

 

[CunningStunts]

IMHO, anything bigger than a finger makes you gay.

 

[Ace Bandage]

This thread is like a train wreck. It doesn't matter how gruesome or disgusting it is, I can't look away...

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Ugh! :crash:

Maybe I'll just move to the Philippines hook up with a nice ladyboy, make house for about 7 years. Then I'll obviously get bored so I'll come back and live in Nottingham forest, robbing the rich so that I have enough to buy a new house.

And then one day I'll be found dead after being ****** by a mysterious German lad who strug me up by my testicles and left me there to starve........



None of this dying in battle crap, that's a fucking heroes death!!!!

No! Please dont! We are even now!

Im sorry, I said that about your tiny cock! I love it!

:blowjob: Mmmmmm....Fee? I wove ib! I cam fuck ib aww bay wong! :blowjob:



:yummie: *gulp* :yummie: Hmm...I figured that was too difficult to understand, so I say it agian without your cock in my mouth.
See? I love it! I can suck it all day long! :lovecoupl

 

[satanic_boy69]

This thread is like a train wreck. It doesn't matter how gruesome or disgusting it is, I can't look away...

Lets just be glad he didn't post pics of the process.

 

[riveroflife311]

it all depends on how you interoperate in. my girlfriend fingers me all the time. shes stuck her dildo up there a few times as well, and let me tell you, that thing aint small.

 

[Ace Bandage]

it all depends on how you interoperate in. my girlfriend fingers me all the time. shes stuck her dildo up there a few times as well, and let me tell you, that thing aint small.

Silly me, I thought this thread had already reached rock bottom. I don't even know what "interoperating" is, but if it involves dildos and fingers in my ass, count me out!