shoving things in ass

Is it weird for a straight guy to do this?

I started a few years ago with small things to use during masturbation, like a finger, pen, or toothbrush. Lately, I've been using a plunger. I attach it to my wall, rub a lot of lube on the end, and slowly ease it into my asshole. Then I'll move it back and forth with varying speed until I'm ready to cum, at which point I'll slowly slide myself off it. I swear the whole time it feels so fucking good to stroke my cock, play with my balls, and have my asshole fucked by this huge object all at the same time. Every orgasm I have using this method makes me feel like I'm going to ********. Cleanup isn't very fun though. :D

I'm calling bullshit. Got any pics?
 
Is it weird for a straight guy to do this?

I started a few years ago with small things to use during masturbation, like a finger, pen, or toothbrush. Lately, I've been using a plunger. I attach it to my wall, rub a lot of lube on the end, and slowly ease it into my asshole. Then I'll move it back and forth with varying speed until I'm ready to cum, at which point I'll slowly slide myself off it. I swear the whole time it feels so fucking good to stroke my cock, play with my balls, and have my asshole fucked by this huge object all at the same time. Every orgasm I have using this method makes me feel like I'm going to ********. Cleanup isn't very fun though. :D

Denial is such an ugly thing to watch, sounds like your on the brink of acceptance though, theres a good bitch.....I mean board member.
 
I went through this thread top to bottom just to look at everyone's sigs and avatars.

Um... wouldn't a plunger give you a nasty splinter? Gay or straight, the last thing you want is that kind of pain in the ass.

... Not to mention you might disengage the plunger from the wall. Imagine falling like that? Try explaining THAT in the ER.
 
Dear OP,

I think if its something you enjoy, then by all means enjoy it. You dont need anyones blessing, or acceptence as long as it is safe, and it dosen't harm you or anyone, or anything else. Its not my cup of tea personally, but if it gets you off, go right-ahead, and don't be ashamed about it, but also don't feel the need you have to get people to agree with what you enjoy. Its truely is not neccessary. Just be happy, and enjoy, well.... You!
 
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