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Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday BJ?
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Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
Can't really call those "scripts."
Can't really call those "scripts."
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
The Easter Island head grew legs and started chasing a silver scorpion up the wall and all over the ceiling!
The Easter Island head grew legs and started chasing a silver scorpion up the wall and all over the ceiling!
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
Since when did disabled suddenly start meaning having no shred of discernible talent?
Since when did disabled suddenly start meaning having no shred of discernible talent?
Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
I will give credit to the OP for the simple fact that whatever his disability (Not my business to ask) his writing skills are infinitely better than fallhell.
I will give credit to the OP for the simple fact that whatever his disability (Not my business to ask) his writing skills are infinitely better than fallhell.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
you just figured this out?!
you just figured this out?!
Jsmoothpa
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Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
i REALLY JUST WANT TO WORK MY WAY TO THE TOP WHILE ENJOYING MY bIRTHDAY THIS yEAR. i'M hAPPY SOME OF YOU ENJOY MY WRITING THE TOHERS CAN WAIT FOR MY MOVIES TO DROP, AND THEN YOU CAN TELL ME YOU LOVE MY WORK
I really just want to work my way to the top while enjoying my Birthday this year! I'm some of you enjo my writing while others wait for my movies to drop; then you can fall in love with my works of Art!
i REALLY JUST WANT TO WORK MY WAY TO THE TOP WHILE ENJOYING MY bIRTHDAY THIS yEAR. i'M hAPPY SOME OF YOU ENJOY MY WRITING THE TOHERS CAN WAIT FOR MY MOVIES TO DROP, AND THEN YOU CAN TELL ME YOU LOVE MY WORK
I really just want to work my way to the top while enjoying my Birthday this year! I'm some of you enjo my writing while others wait for my movies to drop; then you can fall in love with my works of Art!
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
Sorry, but I am firmly comvinced that Jsmoothpa is the real deal. I am planning to be at The Meadows for The Arden, and Adios Stakes on the 27th and 28th. Do you think we could hook up there Jsmoothpa?
Sorry, but I am firmly comvinced that Jsmoothpa is the real deal. I am planning to be at The Meadows for The Arden, and Adios Stakes on the 27th and 28th. Do you think we could hook up there Jsmoothpa?
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
All caps is either trolling or pre rage-quit to garner attention.
All caps is either trolling or pre rage-quit to garner attention.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
There's your first problem. You wrote a fucking script for a porn film.
It's just people having sex. There doesn't need to be a plot.
I wrote a script too. Here it is:
Get naked. Fuck.
There's your first problem. You wrote a fucking script for a porn film.
It's just people having sex. There doesn't need to be a plot. I wrote a script too. Here it is:
Get naked. Fuck.
Jsmoothpa
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Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
Alright, there's Porn, then there's Million dollar Porn. I do Million dollar Porn. The script will sure show it! I watched Jenna Jameson, Ashley Adams, and a array of movies that all were Concieved from a wroter or idea man or woman. I'm the idea man! does that make any sense or is English not good unless it sits between my Birthday wish and what may repeat like birthdays past? One day away, will Jsmoothpa get his Birthday BJ from a FreeOnes star, ametuer actress, coed, or some other likely member of FreeOnes Superstars? Tomorrow Breakfast betwen 8Am-10Am don't be late!
Alright, there's Porn, then there's Million dollar Porn. I do Million dollar Porn. The script will sure show it! I watched Jenna Jameson, Ashley Adams, and a array of movies that all were Concieved from a wroter or idea man or woman. I'm the idea man! does that make any sense or is English not good unless it sits between my Birthday wish and what may repeat like birthdays past? One day away, will Jsmoothpa get his Birthday BJ from a FreeOnes star, ametuer actress, coed, or some other likely member of FreeOnes Superstars? Tomorrow Breakfast betwen 8Am-10Am don't be late!
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday
Okay there are no "million dollar" porn movies. Around 2005 Pirates was proclaimed to have a million dollar budget, in reality it was around 150 grand. They might have made that money back if there wasn't any pirating. But then they went on to make a sequel for, and what they claim to be a 8 million dollar budget. Now, historically... porn producers are the cheapest people around, they hardly pay the talent, so do you honestly believe they're going to drop 8 million dollars on a sequel where the first only cost 150 grand?
This is called creative accounting and outright lying. Sounds like the producer got a new house and a cheap sequel. In addition, they're not going to pay the writer anything, this is not Caligula from 1979 with Bob Guccione money. No one goes to the theater anymore to watch a porn like Debbie Does Dallas or Deep Throat. The internet and am-porn has shot the main stream industry in the foot and the LA City council didn't help things recently.
Try short stories without a porn theme to start, if you're truly a writer, don't pigeon hole yourself into a specific genre. And if you don't know what that mean, you're not a writer. Real writers are the whores, we do things and work projects for money and 80% of the time, WGAF about the project. Spit and polish the pig and get it out the door for the client so they're happy.
Read between these lines and you're realize what I'm saying.
Okay there are no "million dollar" porn movies. Around 2005 Pirates was proclaimed to have a million dollar budget, in reality it was around 150 grand. They might have made that money back if there wasn't any pirating. But then they went on to make a sequel for, and what they claim to be a 8 million dollar budget. Now, historically... porn producers are the cheapest people around, they hardly pay the talent, so do you honestly believe they're going to drop 8 million dollars on a sequel where the first only cost 150 grand?
This is called creative accounting and outright lying. Sounds like the producer got a new house and a cheap sequel. In addition, they're not going to pay the writer anything, this is not Caligula from 1979 with Bob Guccione money. No one goes to the theater anymore to watch a porn like Debbie Does Dallas or Deep Throat. The internet and am-porn has shot the main stream industry in the foot and the LA City council didn't help things recently.
Try short stories without a porn theme to start, if you're truly a writer, don't pigeon hole yourself into a specific genre. And if you don't know what that mean, you're not a writer. Real writers are the whores, we do things and work projects for money and 80% of the time, WGAF about the project. Spit and polish the pig and get it out the door for the client so they're happy.
Read between these lines and you're realize what I'm saying.
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