Dirk prefers a lot of hair. I mean, a lot of hair. If your ass has less hair than Jose Cardenal, circa 1981, he gets royally pissed.
This. :oI once shaved it damn near bare once just because I had seen it in porn a lot so I was curious. It sucked, my ass cheeks constantly stuck together because it was summer and if you're out doing stuff and getting sweaty it makes your cheeks stick.
I've literally never thought about it. My first thought however, is that it would itch like a motherfucker.
I once shaved it damn near bare once just because I had seen it in porn a lot so I was curious. It sucked, my ass cheeks constantly stuck together because it was summer and if you're out doing stuff and getting sweaty it makes your cheeks stick.
I trim them though
How the hell do you trim ass hair? Plus, if you have enough ass hair that its trimmable, wouldn't you have hairy legs? And you'd look ridiculous with bare ass and hairy legs.