I don't know if it was here, or another forum, but I remember reading an epic comment by a guy who had - he explained the excruciating feeling of his ass cheeks sticking together in the summer, yet feeling the massive amounts of sweet spill between them.
He then talked about trying to "sneak one out", but it did not work at all, ripping with the greatest of force.
It was one of the funniest things I had ever read.
I got that story as an e-mail forward many moons ago. Unfortunately it was when I had a hotmail account, and hotmail one day decided that since I hadn't checked my e-mail in 2 weeks it would just delete all my saved messages. I was pissed that I lost that story because it was fucking hilarious. Oh, by the way, fuck hotmail!