Shamu Gets His Revenge

[Wizard Sleeves]

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationw...orlando-shamu-injury-20100224,0,5560011.story

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Shamu struck back with a vengeance today killing his female trainer. They had it coming. The announcer forgot to mention at the start of the show they would be witnessing blood and death before anything really got started.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'm guessing that event wasn't listed in the program...

 

[jod0565]

Now to kill it - it has tasted human blood, plus, it's a wild animal at heart.
Kill it before it kills again.
More lipstick!

 

[weinermobile]

they call it a "killer" whale for a reason i guess

 

[gunslingingbird]

Holy shit! That's scary. The problem with being an animal "trainer" is that you might be able to persuade the animal to act a certain way for a little while, but you have no control over what the creature does. While the animal might appear docile, it's still a wild animal with instincts of its own. All it takes is for it to snap momentarily and your day is ruined. Poor girl.

 

[mrtrebus]

Its not really scary, just don't go into the water & you'll be fine.

 

[LukeEl]

That is what they get for making him jump through hoops

 

[Smallville417]

Not surprised when I hear stories like this.

 

[mrtrebus]

Any footage?

 

[STDiva]

After killing the trainer, the whale was quoted as saying, "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"

 

[PirateKing]

After killing the trainer, the whale was quoted as saying, "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"

am I not merciful? AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!!!!

 

[knowone]

They are now saying on CNN this killer whale is the same one that has killed twice before, and no longer does shows,

 

[gunslingingbird]

They are now saying on CNN this killer whale is the same one that has killed twice before, and no longer does shows,

That's also what the article said.

 

[knowone]

That's also what the article said.

That article has been updated and changed during the day.

 

[maildude]

I want my money back! Mommie! Where's the blood????:weeping:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

After killing the trainer, the whale was quoted as saying, "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"

That's what I said after I snuck into the maternity ward and beheaded all the babies, before using their decapitated bodies as condoms.

 

[tjones80]

After killing the trainer, the whale was quoted as saying, "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"

Fricken hilarias as usual STDiva.

 

[Red Spyder]

But orcas look so cute and cuddly, like a lil' panda or polar bear, how can something so cute and cuddly be a cold hearted killer?

 

[Legzman]

you keep wild animals in captivity and eventually shit happens!

 

[seneca]

Now to kill it - it has tasted human blood, plus, it's a wild animal at heart.
Kill it before it kills again.
More lipstick!

No need to kill it. Just let it go back into the wild. Killer whales are an endangered species. We shouldnt be keeping them in captivity anyway.