Shamu Gets His Revenge

[Wizard Sleeves]

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationw...orlando-shamu-injury-20100224,0,5560011.story

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Shamu struck back with a vengeance today ******* his female trainer. They had it coming. The announcer forgot to mention at the start of the show they would be witnessing ***** and death before anything really got started.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'm guessing that event wasn't listed in the program...

 

[jod0565]

Now to **** it - it has tasted human *****, plus, it's a wild ****** at heart.
**** it before it ***** again.
More lipstick!

 

[weinermobile]

they call it a "killer" whale for a reason i guess

 

[gunslingingbird]

Holy ****! That's scary. The problem with being an ****** "trainer" is that you might be able to persuade the ****** to act a certain way for a little while, but you have no control over what the creature does. While the ****** might appear docile, it's still a wild ****** with instincts of its own. All it takes is for it to snap momentarily and your day is ruined. Poor girl.

 

[mrtrebus]

Its not really scary, just don't go into the water & you'll be fine.

 

[LukeEl]

That is what they get for making him jump through hoops

 

[Smallville417]

Not surprised when I hear stories like this.

 

[mrtrebus]

Any footage?

 

[STDiva]

After ******* the trainer, the whale was quoted as saying, "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"

 

[PirateKing]

After ******* the trainer, the whale was quoted as saying, "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"

am I not merciful? AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!!!!

 

[knowone]

They are now saying on CNN this killer whale is the same one that has ****** twice before, and no longer does shows,

 

[gunslingingbird]

They are now saying on CNN this killer whale is the same one that has ****** twice before, and no longer does shows,

That's also what the article said.

 

[knowone]

That's also what the article said.

That article has been updated and changed during the day.

 

[maildude]

I want my money back! Mommie! Where's the *****????:weeping:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

After ******* the trainer, the whale was quoted as saying, "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"

That's what I said after I snuck into the maternity ward and ******** all the babies, before using their *********** bodies as condoms.

 

[tjones80]

After ******* the trainer, the whale was quoted as saying, "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"

Fricken hilarias as usual STDiva.

 

[Red Spyder]

But orcas look so cute and cuddly, like a lil' panda or polar bear, how can something so cute and cuddly be a cold hearted killer?

 

[Legzman]

you keep wild ******* in captivity and eventually **** happens!

 

[seneca]

Now to **** it - it has tasted human *****, plus, it's a wild ****** at heart.
**** it before it ***** again.
More lipstick!

No need to **** it. Just let it go back into the wild. Killer whales are an endangered species. We shouldnt be keeping them in captivity anyway.