ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Re: Shag, Marry, ****
Shag: Alicia Silverstone (She's the only female choice)
Marry: David Bowie (Just because we're married, doesn't mean we'll be having sex...plus, he's the oldest, so he'll die sooner and I'll get his money faster)
****: Ben Stiller (I'd **** him just because this is the only slot left)
Brian from ****** Guy
Hitler
The Hamburglar
Shag: Alicia Silverstone (She's the only female choice)
Marry: David Bowie (Just because we're married, doesn't mean we'll be having sex...plus, he's the oldest, so he'll die sooner and I'll get his money faster)
****: Ben Stiller (I'd **** him just because this is the only slot left)
Brian from ****** Guy
Hitler
The Hamburglar
Re: Shag, Marry, ****
Shag- Cameron Diaz. Seems like a wild woman and I think I would always be worried if I married her. Like that would ever happen anyways
Marry- Emma Watson. Seems like a pretty down to earth person. Plus if anyone shagged her, they would go to prison. No thanks on the jailbait.
****- David Beckham. Nothing against him, but by process of elimination. Not going to shag or marry him.
Kelly Ripa
Meredith Viera
Avril Lavigne
Shag- Cameron Diaz. Seems like a wild woman and I think I would always be worried if I married her. Like that would ever happen anyways
Marry- Emma Watson. Seems like a pretty down to earth person. Plus if anyone shagged her, they would go to prison. No thanks on the jailbait.
****- David Beckham. Nothing against him, but by process of elimination. Not going to shag or marry him.
Kelly Ripa
Meredith Viera
Avril Lavigne
Re: Shag, Marry, ****
Shag - Meredith Viera. Because older women are fuck machines.
Marry - Kelly Ripa. Because come on, it's Kelly Ripa, she's hot.
**** - Avril Lavigne. Cause she is Avril Lavigne.... annoying bitch
Janet Reno
Marge Simpson
Chewbacca
Shag - Meredith Viera. Because older women are fuck machines.
Marry - Kelly Ripa. Because come on, it's Kelly Ripa, she's hot.
**** - Avril Lavigne. Cause she is Avril Lavigne.... annoying bitch
Janet Reno
Marge Simpson
Chewbacca
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Re: Shag, Marry, ****
Shag - Jenny McCarthy...why not?
Marry - Pamela Anderson...she has to be the richest
**** - Tawny Roberts...eh, not a fan
Kathy Bates
Patty Mayonnaise from "Doug"
My ***
Shag - Jenny McCarthy...why not?
Marry - Pamela Anderson...she has to be the richest
**** - Tawny Roberts...eh, not a fan
Kathy Bates
Patty Mayonnaise from "Doug"
My ***
dick van cock
Closed Account
Re: Shag, Marry, ****
shag: Darryl Hannah
marry: the wonderful Bette Davis :bowdown:
****: Sharon Stone
Scary Spice, Ginger Spice, Posh Spice
shag: Darryl Hannah
marry: the wonderful Bette Davis :bowdown:
****: Sharon Stone
Scary Spice, Ginger Spice, Posh Spice
dave_rhino
Closed Account
Re: Shag, Marry, ****
Shag: Ginger
Marry: Posh
****: Scary
Rachel, Phoebe, Monica
(Characters, not the actresses)
Shag: Ginger
Marry: Posh
****: Scary
Rachel, Phoebe, Monica
(Characters, not the actresses)
dick van cock
Closed Account
Re: Shag, Marry, ****
shag: Neve (shag once)
marry: Molly (shag every night)
****: Drew (rather shag Ethel Barrymore)
Carol Channing, Lucille Ball, Phyllis Diller :1orglaugh
shag: Neve (shag once)
marry: Molly (shag every night)
****: Drew (rather shag Ethel Barrymore)
Carol Channing, Lucille Ball, Phyllis Diller :1orglaugh
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Re: Shag, Marry, ****
Shag: Demi Moore
Marry: Goldie Hawn (just because I **** Kurt Russell)
****: Glenn Close
DJ Tanner (Candice Cameron)
Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin)
Michelle Tanner (Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen - yeah, both)
Shag: Demi Moore
Marry: Goldie Hawn (just because I **** Kurt Russell)
****: Glenn Close
DJ Tanner (Candice Cameron)
Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin)
Michelle Tanner (Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen - yeah, both)
Re: Shag, Marry, ****
I'll shag Jennifer Garner. (I'd better! She's the only woman on the list)
I'll marry Humphrey Bogart. (Seems like he'd be good to have around the house, and as long as I'm getting my sex from Jennifer Garner, all is well.)
And I'll **** Billy Crystal. (This needs no explaining.)
Let's do a run through female directors:
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I'll shag Jennifer Garner. (I'd better! She's the only woman on the list)
I'll marry Humphrey Bogart. (Seems like he'd be good to have around the house, and as long as I'm getting my sex from Jennifer Garner, all is well.)
And I'll **** Billy Crystal. (This needs no explaining.)
Let's do a run through female directors:
Julie Taymour Premium Link Upgrade
Sofia Coppola Premium Link Upgrade
Amy Heckerling Premium Link Upgrade
Re: Shag, Marry, ****
shag: Anetta Keys
Marry: Eliza Dushku
****: Tyra Banks
shag: Anetta Keys
Marry: Eliza Dushku
****: Tyra Banks
