Shag, Marry, Ignore

[slowhand]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag ~Julia Roberts She does have the looks that's says mmmm well you know.



Merry ~Jay Leno well he does have money lol



Kill~ John Goodman he's the only one left.




Alicia Silverstone

David Bowie

Ben Stiller

 

[ChefChiTown]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag: Alicia Silverstone (She's the only female choice)

Marry: David Bowie (Just because we're married, doesn't mean we'll be having sex...plus, he's the oldest, so he'll die sooner and I'll get his money faster)

Kill: Ben Stiller (I'd kill him just because this is the only slot left)

Brian from Family Guy
Hitler
The Hamburglar

 

[JJzangel]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

SHAD : the hamburglar( don't want him to steal my food)

MARRY : Brain ( just so i can take the evil monkey )

KILL: Hitler ( he is already dead but i would kill him again )



spongebob

sandy

patrick

 

[JJzangel]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

i killed the thread.....sorry

 

[member006]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag :Spongebob He's hot
Marry: Patrick (a dumb/sweet husband is a good thing)
Kill: Sandy I find her annoying.

Katie Couric
Kathryn Tappen
Dayna Roselli

 

[slowhand]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag~Dayna Roselli becuse she can do my News any day.

merry~Kathryn Tappen because she does swing a mean club.

Kill~Katie Couric sorry katie you the only one left.




Emma Watson

David Beckham

Cameron Diaz

 

[jacksquared49]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag- Cameron Diaz. Seems like a wild woman and I think I would always be worried if I married her. Like that would ever happen anyways

Marry- Emma Watson. Seems like a pretty down to earth person. Plus if anyone shagged her, they would go to prison. No thanks on the jailbait.

Kill- David Beckham. Nothing against him, but by process of elimination. Not going to shag or marry him.


Kelly Ripa
Meredith Viera
Avril Lavigne

 

[schnickerface]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag - Meredith Viera. Because older women are fuck machines.
Marry - Kelly Ripa. Because come on, it's Kelly Ripa, she's hot.
Kill - Avril Lavigne. Cause she is Avril Lavigne.... annoying bitch




Janet Reno
Marge Simpson
Chewbacca

 

[SWTwo15]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag - Marge Simpson - blue hair turns me on
Marry - Janet Reno - cause I think we probably both like girls...something in common
Kill - Chewie - Wookies are good food

Pamela Anderson
Jenny McCarthy
Tawny Roberts

 

[ChefChiTown]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag - Jenny McCarthy...why not?
Marry - Pamela Anderson...she has to be the richest
Kill - Tawny Roberts...eh, not a fan

Kathy Bates
Patty Mayonnaise from "Doug"
My Dad

 

[member006]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag - your dad / so I could annoy you
Marry - Kathy Bates/ she has the bucks and I like her, shes tough.
Kill - Patty Mayonnaise / shes annoying

Sharon Stone
Bettie davis
Daryl Hanna

 

[dick van cock]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

shag: Darryl Hannah
marry: the wonderful Bette Davis :bowdown:
kill: Sharon Stone


Scary Spice, Ginger Spice, Posh Spice

 

[dave_rhino]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag: Ginger
Marry: Posh
Kill: Scary

Rachel, Phoebe, Monica

(Characters, not the actresses)

 

[JJzangel]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag-Rachel she is hot..
Marry-monica she can cook..
kill-phoebe she is to loco for me..


Neve Campbell
drw barrymore
Molly Sims

 

[dick van cock]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

shag: Neve (shag once)
marry: Molly (shag every night)
kill: Drew (rather shag Ethel Barrymore)


Carol Channing, Lucille Ball, Phyllis Diller :1orglaugh

 

[holdol]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

shag: Carol Channing...those lips
marry: Lucille Ball...Lucy I'm home
kill: Phyliss Diller...that voice!

Goldie Hawn, Glenn Close, Demi Moore

 

[ChefChiTown]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

Shag: Demi Moore
Marry: Goldie Hawn (just because I hate Kurt Russell)
Kill: Glenn Close

DJ Tanner (Candice Cameron)
Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin)
Michelle Tanner (Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen - yeah, both)

 

[slowhand]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

shag ~DJ Tanner

Merry~ Stephanie Tanner


Kill~Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen




Jennifer Garner

Humphrey Bogart

Billy Crystal

 

[MaxwellMurder]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

I'll shag Jennifer Garner. (I'd better! She's the only woman on the list)
I'll marry Humphrey Bogart. (Seems like he'd be good to have around the house, and as long as I'm getting my sex from Jennifer Garner, all is well.)
And I'll kill Billy Crystal. (This needs no explaining.)

Let's do a run through female directors:

Julie Taymour http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0853380/
Sofia Coppola http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001068/
Amy Heckerling http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002132/

 

[geilelimburger]

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill

shag: Anetta Keys
Marry: Eliza Dushku
Kill: Tyra Banks