Seedy, sleazy, perverted, or otherwise not-safe-for kids Smurfs

[Mr. Daystar]

Paris Smurf---you have to have someone to take pictures of, when they get out of a car with no panties on.

 

[DrakeM]

Fauci Smurf - Wears a mask all the time, what's he know that we don't?

Nixon Smurf - Definitely not a crook

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Fauci Smurf - Wears a mask all the time, what's he know that we don't?

Nixon Smurf - Definitely not a crook

I hate to brake character, but he knows if he can pull this off, he stands to make MILLIONS, on all of it....and so do a bunch of other fuckers.

ElDiablo Smurf---hates to be a dicky kill joy, but always manages to ruin the party....

 

[DrakeM]

Smuggler Smurf - He'll get you anything, for a price

Redneck Smurf - Loves NASCAR and open-carry laws

 

[DrakeM]

Pyro Smurf - Always has a lighter in his hand

Bisexual Smurf - He'll do it with anyone

 

[DrakeM]

Dealer Smurf - He'll hook you up with what you need

Chastity Smurf - His junk is locked up but he loves to suffer

 

[DrakeM]

Rimjob Smurf - Don't Kiss him, you know where his mouth has been

Pusher Smurf - Try this stuff, the first one's free...

 

[DrakeM]

Lezzy Smurf - Always trying to get inside Smurfette pants

Swinger Smurf - Always inviting groups of Smurfs to parties

 

[DrakeM]

Exhibitionist Smurf - Doesn't own any clothes, not even a hat

Invisible Smurf - Where's that voice coming from?

 

[DrakeM]

Peeping Smurf - He's watching you when you least expect it

Hillbilly Smurf - Redneck Smurf's cousin, plays the banjo

 

[DrakeM]

Dickhead Smurf - Head shaped like a...put on a hat!

 

[DrakeM]

Wanky Smurf - Always in the corner trying to get off

 

[DrakeM]

Cokehead Smurf - Usually has white powder under his nose

 

[DrakeM]

Dandruff Smurf - Blue, but with white shoulders

 

[DrakeM]

Bullshit Smurf - Can't believe a word he says

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Snitchy Smurf----he talks to much, and might just end up perforated.

 

[DrakeM]

Florida-Man Smurf - Why is trying to wrestle that gator naked?

 

[DrakeM]

Hitler Smurf - Odd mustache, always ordering Nazi Smurf around

Bitchy Smurf - Bad attitude, just leave him alone

 

[DrakeM]

Gollum Smurf - Don't touch his precioussss

Hitman Smurf - He'll help you out with your problem, for a fee

 

[DrakeM]

Bimbo Smurf - She's built, except for her brain

Boozy Smurf - Tends to drink too much fermented smurfberry juice