Seedy, sleazy, perverted, or otherwise not-safe-for kids Smurfs

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Stalin Smurf - Constantly threatening to purge undesirable smurfs

Hefner Smurf - Owns a club all the other smurfs want to join

 

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Hustler Smurf - Wants to shoot some pool with you, care to make a wager?

Pickpocket Smurf - Friendly guy, hey where's my wallet?

And just for fun - a girl in a Smurfette t-shirt: http://free.smackmybitch.com/models/Safo/double-penetrated/video/index.php

 

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Carny Smurf - Strange looking, dirty, hey let's put him in charge of kids' safety!

Lushy Smurf - Hangs out with Boozy Smurf, but drinks even more

 

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Withdrawal Smurf - He's a mess but just needs one more hit before he goes clean

Airhead Smurf - Blonde like Smurfette but with an IQ too low to measure

 

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Pretentious Smurf - He's a prick, plain and simple

Suicidal Smurf - Wants to take you base jumping without a parachute

 

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Bastard Smurf - Total asshole and his parentage is in question

Rabid Smurf - Frothing at the mouth, hangs out with wildlife a lot

 

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Rancid Smurf - What is that horrible smell?

Vapey Smurf - A lot like Pretentious Smurf but surrounded by a cloud of vapor

 

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Chain Smoker Smurf - Always has a butt in his hand and another in his mouth

Metalhead Smurf - Lives a life trying to emulate Spinal Tap

 

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Retard Smurf - Dropped on his head as a child, repeatedly

Bingey Smurf - Either on a four day bender or miserable and trying to recover

 

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Dyslexsic Smurf - Can't splle to svae his lfie

Cheaty Smurf - An ace up his sleeve and loaded dice up his butt

 

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Ozzy Smurf - Papa Smurf's older brother who used to tour but ended up on reality TV for some reason

Garbageman Smurf - Not happy with his career choices

 

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Fight Club Smurf - We don't talk about Fight Club Smurf

Trekkie Smurf - Wears weird fake ears and wants to beam up all the time

 

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Nerdie Smurf - Hangs out with Trekkie Smurf, but isn't as cool

Hooker Smurf - She hangs out on the streets at night

 

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Escort Smurf - Hooker Smurf's higher-priced cousin

Bulimic Smurf - Eats a ton, never gains weight, weird barfy breath

 

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Anorexic Smurf - No thanks, I'm not hungry

Jersy Smurf - What the fuck are youse guys lookin' at?

 

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Sweary Smurf - His motto: Fuck the fucking fuckers

Bozo Smurf - What a clown

 

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Slappy Smurf - Stay away from this one

Barfy Smurf - Greenish, can't keep anything down

 

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Forgetful Smurf - He was supposed to be here by now...

 

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Constipated Smurf - Backed up and cranky most of the time

 

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Trailer Park Smurf - Always looking over his shoulder for tornadoes