I hear next year at L.A. Erotica they are adding new awards for these contests at the convention.
1. This will be the total yardage for shooting these 3 items out of your cooch hole, 1 at a time.
A. pingpong ball
B. banana
C. a waffle iron
2. Same as 1 but with 2 changes, this time shooting from the Dirt hole & Item C is a golf club of your choice. Lubing up is allowed where last year it was not.
3. How many sets of balls can you fit in your mouth at once. No half sets allowed.
4. Stuff and run, you have to shove 6 ben wha balls up you ass or cooch ( it's a your choice option ) run 50 yards, pull them out and smoke a cigarette from the same hole. Best time wins.
5. Anal batter up. Stick a wiffle ball bat up you shit shoot and who ever can hit a ball pitched to you the farthest wins.
Bonus game. 25 points
*** Again shooting ping pong balls but it's players choice Shit shoot or cooch shoot. The object is to get the balls into little glass goldfish bowls without killing the fish.
Good luck and may the best star win!