I'm just ready to send off a card to my *** for ******'s Day....I thought it was pretty fuckin' funny when I read it...
Before I send I wanted to share what it says...
***'s Ten Commandments
I. I am the ***, your ******, thou shalt not pull anyone else's finger.
II. Thou shalt no try to heat or cool the outdoors.
III. Thou shalt not maketh him turn his car around.
IV. Thou shalt remember your curfew and keep it.
V. Thou shalt not steal the remote.
VI. Thou shalt not leave every @#%&*! light in the house on.
VII. Honor thy ****** and thy ****** (especially thy ******).
VIII. Thou shalt "turn that music down" when told.
IX. Thou shalt not **** time on the phone or the internet if *** wants to use them.
X. When in doubt, ask your ******.
Before I send I wanted to share what it says...
***'s Ten Commandments
I. I am the ***, your ******, thou shalt not pull anyone else's finger.
II. Thou shalt no try to heat or cool the outdoors.
III. Thou shalt not maketh him turn his car around.
IV. Thou shalt remember your curfew and keep it.
V. Thou shalt not steal the remote.
VI. Thou shalt not leave every @#%&*! light in the house on.
VII. Honor thy ****** and thy ****** (especially thy ******).
VIII. Thou shalt "turn that music down" when told.
IX. Thou shalt not **** time on the phone or the internet if *** wants to use them.
X. When in doubt, ask your ******.
