Remember guys, this is a parody by definition: A parody (also called spoof, send-up or lampoon), in current use, is an imitative work created to mock, comment on or trivialise an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of satiric or ironic imitation)
The typical porn site forum christians are often open minded to new and different ideas. They also welcome new scientific findings that answer many of the questions that people have used religion to justify for hundreds of years. "If you can't explain it, then for Pete's sake it MUST be the work of the Lord!" was once their mantra, now it seems to be "show us what you've got and we'll seriously consider any new ideas!"
And that brings up another interesting thing about porn site forum christians, they believe all Gods are one in the same and have no differences or animosity towards other beliefs. Muslims and Jews get along like brothers on these discussion boards, often complimenting one another. They are also very open to the ideas of the atheists and when asked, are very happy to provide evidence that their God, that no one can see, is really there. They love to cite instances and post youtube videos where Jesus is healing handicapped and impregnating virgins with a very stern glare! Another delightful development is that lately God has been appearing in HD to spare babies deadly viruses! The picture quality is astounding and I hear that James Cameron is directing a compilation of miracles which is going to be coming to an IMAX theater new you very soon!
So keep those camcorders charged at all times and make sure your phone is the latest on the market so you too can capture some of these incredible happenings that are surely leading up to the rapture! he is coming back for all of us and surely it will be YOU of such importance that Jesus wants to sit at starbucks and discuss modern times over an extra hot half caff mocha latte and a pumpkin scone! Someone will be the envy of the forum!
In other generalizations, I have found that porn site forum christians have very abundant social lives. Don't mind the thousands of posts under their avatar, they are very active people in the real world. Nearly all are sexually active with enormous cocks and fulfill their fantasies on a weekly basis. Their incredibly creative minds can barely keep up with fresh ideas for the bedroom!
And the issue of them breaking so many commandments by spending so much time on porn site forums has been addressed by god himself and he has said "you're only human fellas! wank away! I give you a free pass on the following: Thou shalt have no other gods before me, You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, Honour thy father and thy mother, You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, Thou shalt not covet, thou shalt not commit adultery, and Remember to observe the Sabbath day by keeping it holy."
And with God's gift of exemption from the very rules that define the religion the porn site forum christians embedded themselves into the virtual worlds, taking clear advantage of God's wonderful gift.
So flourish in virtual land oh children of the lord! Wallow in the bounty he has granted you as he looks the other way...perhaps to infect babies with new and undiscovered deadly illnesses! May you rejoice at your keyboard using masculine names instead of your own and as you sit and pound away while your Lord and Savior whispers into the ear of jihadists to rape your daughters and gives a priest an enormous erection as he watches an altar boy slide his delicate little fingers around the communion wafers.
Hey, it's just a parody. No insults intended guys, really.
