Ron Jeremy needs to retire!

[Mr. Hyde]

so would you enjoy watching an action movie in which the actors has realistic prop guns or would it be just as acceptable for them to use super soakers? would you watch a medieval themed movie in which the actors used tree branches for their fight scenes or would realistic swords be better? would it matter if they used a rusted out 1982 subaru wagon in a movie about street racing or would a real sports car be preferable?

edit: btw i'm very secure with my sexuality, naked dudes and homosexuality doesn't make me uncomfortable or queesy. i don't want to fuck men and i'm not aroused by men but i can appreciate a handsome looking guy over a haggard fucker and would much prefer to look at the former naked as well

:2 cents:

I'm not sure those are great analogies. I watch action movies for the realistic action, so they have to have guns, etc...the one that I can say that I wouldn't mind from your examples though is the rusty car one...if it's well done, who cares if a chase involves a maserati or a ford focus?

But porn is different. I'm watching the movie to see a hot broad get put through the paces, not for realistic sex. As long as the guy can keep a hard-on and pound the chick, who cares what he looks like?

In some ways, I prefer he be not-so-great. Makes the girl more attainable and slutty (i.e. "She'll fuck anybody!")

 

[dongkong]

Who gives a shit about the guy? For all I care, he could be a hunchbacked pig-man, as long as the chick and/or chicks are hot.

Do you mean he looks like "Manbearpig" from south park? lol.

 

[Frank Grimes]

Do you mean he looks like "Manbearpig" from south park? lol.

Let's hope not; we don't want Al Gore to kill Ron Jeremy.

 

[Roald]

He is a legend in the industry but I agree, please stop it already Ron.

 

[lurkingdirk]

He is a legend in the industry but I agree, please stop it already Ron.

I thought he was an early front-runner in the Miss Freeones 2012?

:dunno:

 

[Roald]

I thought he was an early front-runner in the Miss Freeones 2012?

:dunno:

he actually was at our 2010 party but I did not get the impression he wanted to enter lol

 

[lurkingdirk]

he actually was at our 2010 party but I did not get the impression he wanted to enter lol

Well, I'm disappointed. I was hoping for a hairy Miss FreeOnes, but it seems the dream is not to be.

 

[Roald]

Well, I'm disappointed. I was hoping for a hairy Miss FreeOnes, but it seems the dream is not to be.

should we add another category?

 

[Booboo]

No one here is "butt hurt." You just need to stop watching things you don't like.



ButtHurt: An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult.

Let's not use that word again. :nono:

I will use it when appropriate. If all you can do is cry at my comment, then, yes, you are butt hurt. Try a little more discussion, a little less "butt hurt".

yes and he cant stay hard. When hes getting a blowjob he holds the base of his cock in his hand to make the rest of it hard. Kinda sad.

Hey, I thought that was the "American Dream": to have so much trouble keeping your cock hard while fucking hot chicks young enough to be your granddaughter, you have to have to keep one hand on your cock at all times! :1orglaugh

 

[Will E Worm]

I will use it when appropriate. If all you can do is cry at my comment, then, yes, you are butt hurt. Try a little more discussion, a little less "butt hurt".

:nono:

 

[Jon S.]

All right, now I'm confused. Who hurt your butt Worm, why don't you want Booboo talking about it, & how is it all related to Ron Jeremy? :dunno:

 

[Will E Worm]

All right, now I'm confused. Who hurt your butt Worm, why don't you want Booboo talking about it, & how is it all related to Ron Jeremy? :dunno:

You again? No one hurt anyone's butt. BooHoo doesn't know what he's talking about.

He has a man crush on Ron Jeremy. :yesyes:

 

[Nester6]

Arden Adamz[/URL][/B], post: 6000381, member: 441761"]No way... He's an icon, he's put years of work into the Adult Industry, became a household name, remains relevant, and entertaining. His current work is mostly involved only on promotional levels with HotMovies and other companies, right? I think he should do whatever he wants!

As long as he can use his fuckin cock, more power to him!

 

[jjericho69]

Jeremy is doing what I was put on this earth to do. He's a hero to all the ugly dudes out there.