Riga (Latvia) ???

[tartanterrier]

Hi folks,

This is my first post and I need some advice.Me and the lads are off to Riga - some time in the near future for a pretend stag-do,and we want to know where the best places to go are.

Can anyone help?

Cheers.

Da-Terrier :glugglug:

 

[Clarkie25]

Well I can tell ya if any good looking females invite you to art show... DON'T GO!

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

tage plenty of rubbers with you, and double up. load your nuts in as well, if you can, for added safety. you don't want nasty wee things grabbing on!

 

[tartanterrier]

Cheers for the advise you guys.

I'll make sure my suitcase is loaded

 

[tartanterrier]

Folks,

Just came back from Riga the day before yesterday.For the 3 nights that
I was in the club...i swear to god i could only count the mingers with
one hand.It was unbelievable.

Check out the website yourselves i was there from the 1st - 3rd March.

http://www.essential.lv/galleries/

See what you think :nanner:

 

[georges]

I was in Tallinn when I was 8 and I still can remember how the girls were hot.

 

[tartanterrier]

Wow...

There are some really, really, amazingly gorgeous sexy hotties in Latvia!!!!!! So not only can Latvia qualify for Euro 2004, they can also produce spectacular girls! And they must like tanning booths in Latvia cause I'm sure the Baltic regions don't get enough sun to make those beauties as bronzed as they are in those pix... so did you hook up with any Latvian angels?

Fox

There's lots of tanning salons over there...some of them you can go in naked and either your friends or maybe girls you have just seen (Preferably the latter) can beat you with tree branches :eek: if you like that sort of thing.

The only hooking up I got was via some dirty dancing at the nightclubs but that was all

We avoided the stripbars and stuff because of all the bad stories we heard about them.There were loads of stripjoints and it was very tempting,but somehow we managed to stay put.People were getting badly extorted by hundreds and thousands which would've spoiled the trip.The Russsian Mafia aren't the sort of guys you wanna mess with as they have the whole city wired up.Even the goverment say they can't do anything about it - which says a lot impdaddy:

Besides I've got a trip to the US in a couple of weeks so i might do some damage then (Here's hoping) :nanner:

 

[tartanterrier]

Er.... what? Are you serious? Are you having a laugh? That sounds very very very sexy. I'd be up for that. I wish tanning salons in America were as sexual. You see more hot girls coming out of and going into tanning salons than any nightclub in the land. Damn, I wish tanning salons were also brothels Tree branches? Are you fucking with me? :eek:

Holy... shit. That sounds scary. I mean, I'm someone that's been to Arabic Africa and East Africa and the Middle East and lived in the worst part of Buffalo and never felt afraid once. Only ever had any trouble in Boulogne, Barcelona, Oxford, Manchester. But that does sound a little iffy. I generally say dismiss all talk like that, but if that talk was from the locals rather than tourists, then that's another story. Who did you hear it from?


Very cool. Where you headed, I might be able to offer you a few words on where to go and who to see in the way of amazing hotties.

Yeah.I didn't think there were quite sosphisticated as that.But they have loads.There is this place 20 mins from Riga on the coast called Jurmala.Basically it was a resort for the wealthy Soviets,but since Latvia got independance all the hotels have massaging now...i'll need to go there in the summer I don't know what kind of tree branches they use but it's true...I think they whip you with branches to keep the blood circulation going..I heard that it's quite a popular thing to do in Scandinavia.

Well Riga has become a very popular destination for stag/hen parties (Cheap beer and so called cheap birds).You can get flights to there for $80 return.Because of this it would seem like an interesting business opportunity if you specialize in extortion and all that.Before I went there I was warned off from many Latvians that you should avoid stripclubs at all costs.But when I was there I found out that a Stag was put in hospital with head injuries,but again no one asks questions.

All it takes is to be at the wrong place at the wrong time and then your screwed whatever happens.

For me,he best strip joints are found in Scotland - they have no rules.Especially in Edinburgh.But if it's nookie with a near enough pornstar then it's either Holland or Prague.Vegas is meant to be pretty hot as well but i've still to try that one.

Well I'm off San Francisco and then onto Lake Tahoe for 2 weeks....Any advice would be warmly appreaciated :glugglug:

 

[thexflash]

No one will probably read this, but I'm hijacking this thread now.
Planning on going to the Erots Fair in Riga this February.
Any tips on restaurants, pubs, etc?
Cheers!

 

[thexflash]

Ok, I just bougth plane tickets and booked my hotel for Erots!

Who will I meet???