Random Statement Thread II

[Bonezstorm]

 

[The Yak]

I am giving very serious thought to changing my name to Percival and having someone tattoo obscenities on my buttocks.

 

[L3ggy]

Sounds like a plan. :thumbsup:

 

[D-rock]

They changed my job at where I worked because somebody is gone now. My hands are really sore. The product my line makes also ends and they are shutting it down in a few days, so it's not like I have to do it for long at least. Still despite what they have said I don't know what they are going to do once that happens. Hopefully they will move me to another job at the company like they said they were going to. Unfortunately, I trust the place I work for about as far as I can throw my car.

 

[D-rock]

I got up from bed this morning, and when I looked out my window I saw two rabbits playing in the grass of my yard.

 

[The Yak]

An inadequate amount of poetry, art and music has been devoted to that feeling one gets when they really must take a shit but are in the middle of something important and can't get away.

 

[Smittmaestro]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!



-cs™

 

[The Yak]

Everyone on Xbox Live is under the mistaken impression that I am either a homosexual or a pedophile. While not ideal, I am prepared to tolerate the situation until people begin asserting that I am a furry or a Republican. Then I cancel my subscription.

 

[HeartBroker]

"Hellooooooo?
Heeelllllloooooooooooooo?"


Day Of The Dead

 

[L3ggy]

Hey, bro!

 

[HeartBroker]

Was' up Leggysan?

:]

 

[Smittmaestro]

Adele Stephens yeah baby!!

-cs™

 

[L3ggy]

Was' up Leggysan?

:]

It's all good.

 

[Moonchild22]

Deep Purple? Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Not in? They? Really? Why not??

 

[D-rock]

I finally got an appointment with an eye doctor to see what's happening to one of my eyes. It's still a few weeks away. I just hope the problem is easily correctable, because if it's not I don't have good insurence and no money to fix a problem if it's going to cost in the thousands of dollars. It would drain me of every last bit of saving I have and I need it to pay for some important things coming up. I would really like to keep seeing out of it clearly though.

 

[The Yak]

Though I frequently criticize the elderly, I must admit that I am frequently inspired by the utter indifference with which they view their public flatulence.

 

[The Yak]

I have been a part of numerous failed business ventures and, while every situation is unique, they all invariably end with me curled up in a corner weeping while covered in vomit and/or semen.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

if i could do one thing before id die, id box a kangaroo. 30s style, like a gentleman

 

[Supafly]

I am still searching for the perfect avatar picture. Would appreciate help.

 

[D-rock]

I started mowing the lawn today and stopped after I started to feel raindrops. Of course after I got the lawnmower in it stopped raining soon afterwards and the ground is hardly even wet, but at this point I would have to go out there and get everything set up again so it's not worth it.