Random Statement Thread II

[~~whimsy~~]

Alpha!?

NO.

I just typed it to be random. OMG! Like, totally, who doesn't know about being RANDOM! Like..... yeah!?

What it be everyone?

 

[Moonchild22]

Ah. Now. See I don't speak Portuguese.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Si?

 

[Moonchild22]

Just don't leave with my pipe in your pocket. Someone always walks off with my good glassware.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hello? Anybody there?


Was at the medical checkup today. I'm fit enough to become a paramedic. Yay. Also got my hep shot.

 

[L3ggy]

Everyone's dead.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Why? What happened?

 

[Supafly]

I'm inna Random Fandom

 

[vodkazvictim]

I carry an ******* weapon.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Your penis is not an ******* weapon.

 

[Bonezstorm]

I want to haz Anneke Duerkopp :lovecoupl

 

[jimnt]

Yes Jack in the Box's ****** had a woodie

 

[L3ggy]

Why? What happened?

I ate them.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I feel like **** today -_-

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I ate them.

Oh. Glad you didn't eat me.

I feel like **** today -_-

Aww what is it whimmy?

 

[L3ggy]

He licked his ass, why? Because he can.


Hai Whimsington.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Howdy all.

I have headache and no appetite. It will pass. I go to bed early tonight and be better tomorrow

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Get well soon whims.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It's nothing. Just a headache. They come every once in a while. I'll be fine.

 

[L3ggy]

Take some painkillers.