Random Statement Thread II

[D-rock]

i dont know why, but sometimes watching porn makes me laugh so hard

Sometimes I feel the same way but for reality in general.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i always find commercials amusing, especially things like buy one get one free...you mean half off right mr commercial?

 

[thegame2119]

I find a lot of ads to be funnier then sitcoms nowadays.

Also...

How I went so long without my Freeones fix, I never know. Why does life always gotta get in the way? :dunno:

 

[bustybbwlover]

the key is to remember to **** when you need to cuz it's bad for your bladder and kidneys to hold it

 

[busenbust]

:hello: :wave2:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Howdy all!

Well I ****** my nursing aide course with a overall 93%.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

WHIMSINGTON!!! :wave:

That's great! Congratulashons! :lovecoupl

 

[Member442]

Congrats Whimsy. :kiss: Does that mean you are legally qualified to give sponge baths to people?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Only to old grumpy people!

 

[busenbust]

Hello MOT! :wave2:

 

[Bonezstorm]

It's up to you but I couldn't do that kind of job

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You mean nurse at all or just giving sponge baths to old grumpy people?


Good evening bubu and bonnzey. :wave:

 

[HeartBroker]

No quarter...

 

[holdol]

I'm liking that Voodoo, babe!

 

[HeartBroker]

Boo yahhh!

*shakes chicken bone cross and leaves the board

 

[holdol]

Thank-You!!! :bowdown:

 

[Member442]

Evening :wave2:

 

[L3ggy]

Howdy all!

Well I ****** my nursing aide course with a overall 93%.

I knew you had it in you.

 

[D-rock]

It's just too bad there isn't that many job openings to be filled that involve exclusively hot chicks that need sponge baths.

 

[busenbust]

:hello: :wave2: