Random Statement Thread II

I never get stressed
 
Jet Li > Jackie Chan
 
I like Jet Li. Until he gets his own cartoon show I have to say I like Jackie Chan's cartoon show. Not to mention Jackie Chan has inspired folks such as Jet Li.
 
That's not your skirt Patty Mayonaise, drip your salsa shorts under Monroe and his daisy infested sweaty sour sole bucket. Chew your ****** slowly Jesus.
 
Bruce Lee did many wonders in martial arts. As did Jackie Chan and Jet Li. There should be no favorites.
 
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